5027: Snuffles - Unknown
Don’t forget about the first bi-annual Pottersues Contest which is replacing the old annual Pottersues Contest. The theme for said contest is Gamer Fic. Since Gamer Fic is a rather new concept in fanfic, I’ve added links to three entries which feature a Gamer Fic. I’m also working on a list of common traits we find in Sue stories which make them Sue stories called More Than Thirteen Reasons Why.
I’ve found a few Game of Throne crossovers I want to feature. So, here is the first day of Game of Throne week.
Title: Snuffles
Perpetrator: Isobel Hatchett
Sue-O-Meter: Awful
Cover/Banner Art: I’m assume the avatar is a pucture of the writer with those emoji stickers stuck onto the face. The writer added on animal ears and an animal nose which looks really weird given the fact you can still see the human nose.
Summary: “Ok so this is basically a dream I had the other night, bit weird lmao”
Full Name: She doesn’t have a name.
Species: She’s a thief.
Hair: n/a
Eyes: n/a
Markings: n/a
Possessions: She has hair pins to break into a magical lock, but ofr some reason this involves using a plant? (See the sample.)
Connection to Canon: The Sue’s group of friend break into the Longbottom vault which is apparently in the Longbottom mansion. (Don’t ask.) She finds a dog, takes it home and the one-shot ends with, “I didn’t notice when he dragged the bag of clothes into the bathroom and closed the door” and “I was staring at my firmer dog, mouth wide open in amazement at the truly beautiful, sexy man he had become.”
Origin: “Lmao this is basically a dream I had the other day... it was a bit fucked up. Enjoys anyways!”
Special Abilities: Somehow the characters Tyrion and Bronn are in the Harry Potter world stealing stuff with the Sue.
Notes: Sometimes turning your dream into an actual story is a good idea. This is one of those cases where I think it wasn’t a good idea.
Sample:
"I think it's this way." Said, holding a map of London and trying to navigate my team through the packed streets.
"Didn't you check it out earlier?" asked the tall man beside me.
"No, Bronn, I didn't. It's already my job to actually break in, if I do all the work, that'd make you two useless."
"We're on the other end, ready to get the goods."
"I honestly only need one person to do that. And I'd choose Tyron. Less cocky and he actually has interesting stuff to say. When he speaks." I glanced at the dwarf beside me, who returned my amused smile. "Alright, we're here."
Before us stood a giant house, almost a mansion. The walls were white and it had protruding upper levels, like the houses built during the Tudor reign.
Bronn whistled at the sight. "Thank you, Longbottoms!" he chuckled.
"Have some respect, Bronn they were literally tortured to insanity." Said Tyrion.
"Alright. Give me the box and go find yourselves a place to hide."
They handed me a large wooden box and ran off as I put a disillusion charm on myself. Making sure I had disappeared, I started to climb over the gate and dropped on the other side. Within seconds I had broken into the house and was making my way down to the basement. Having to reverse many protection spells, it took me almost half an hour to get through the mahogany doors that protected the Longbottom's vault. Heart beating fast, I set the box down on the floor, and opened it to reveal a snapping plant, between the jaws of which I could distinguish Tyrion's face. Using my hair pins, I managed to stick the plant's jaws to the sides of the box, leaving a wide gap and a clear passage towards where her partners were.
I’ve found a few Game of Throne crossovers I want to feature. So, here is the first day of Game of Throne week.
Title: Snuffles
Perpetrator: Isobel Hatchett
Sue-O-Meter: Awful
Cover/Banner Art: I’m assume the avatar is a pucture of the writer with those emoji stickers stuck onto the face. The writer added on animal ears and an animal nose which looks really weird given the fact you can still see the human nose.
Summary: “Ok so this is basically a dream I had the other night, bit weird lmao”
Full Name: She doesn’t have a name.
Species: She’s a thief.
Hair: n/a
Eyes: n/a
Markings: n/a
Possessions: She has hair pins to break into a magical lock, but ofr some reason this involves using a plant? (See the sample.)
Connection to Canon: The Sue’s group of friend break into the Longbottom vault which is apparently in the Longbottom mansion. (Don’t ask.) She finds a dog, takes it home and the one-shot ends with, “I didn’t notice when he dragged the bag of clothes into the bathroom and closed the door” and “I was staring at my firmer dog, mouth wide open in amazement at the truly beautiful, sexy man he had become.”
Origin: “Lmao this is basically a dream I had the other day... it was a bit fucked up. Enjoys anyways!”
Special Abilities: Somehow the characters Tyrion and Bronn are in the Harry Potter world stealing stuff with the Sue.
Notes: Sometimes turning your dream into an actual story is a good idea. This is one of those cases where I think it wasn’t a good idea.
Sample:
"I think it's this way." Said, holding a map of London and trying to navigate my team through the packed streets.
"Didn't you check it out earlier?" asked the tall man beside me.
"No, Bronn, I didn't. It's already my job to actually break in, if I do all the work, that'd make you two useless."
"We're on the other end, ready to get the goods."
"I honestly only need one person to do that. And I'd choose Tyron. Less cocky and he actually has interesting stuff to say. When he speaks." I glanced at the dwarf beside me, who returned my amused smile. "Alright, we're here."
Before us stood a giant house, almost a mansion. The walls were white and it had protruding upper levels, like the houses built during the Tudor reign.
Bronn whistled at the sight. "Thank you, Longbottoms!" he chuckled.
"Have some respect, Bronn they were literally tortured to insanity." Said Tyrion.
"Alright. Give me the box and go find yourselves a place to hide."
They handed me a large wooden box and ran off as I put a disillusion charm on myself. Making sure I had disappeared, I started to climb over the gate and dropped on the other side. Within seconds I had broken into the house and was making my way down to the basement. Having to reverse many protection spells, it took me almost half an hour to get through the mahogany doors that protected the Longbottom's vault. Heart beating fast, I set the box down on the floor, and opened it to reveal a snapping plant, between the jaws of which I could distinguish Tyrion's face. Using my hair pins, I managed to stick the plant's jaws to the sides of the box, leaving a wide gap and a clear passage towards where her partners were.