4143: Birds and the Bees - Draco and Hermione
Title: Birds and the Bees
Perpetrator: anneryn7
Sue-O-Meter: Awful
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Summary: “AU. The Ministry of Magic decides that Hogwarts needs to offer a sex education course, effective immediately. Draco notices how uncomfortable Hermione is in the class and takes it upon himself to tease her. His teasing quickly turns into curiosity. Could Hermione really be as innocent as she seems? If she is, he wants to be the one to corrupt her. Dramione”
Full Name: Draco and Hermione
Species: They’re two very horny teenagers, which the canon characters are not.
Hair: n/a
Eyes: n/a
Markings: Hermione
Possessions: The story is not M but MA, so you can probably guess some of the descriptives in this fic.
Connection to Canon: Sex-education becomes mandatory. Hermione is left by Ron and Harry to take a bath, and Draco purposefully walks in on her, ridicules her for still being a virgin, says “you can’t tell me that Potter or Weaslebee haven’t tried to hit that.” He strips, and they start having sex. The writer tries to make it seem like Hermione wants some guy to come in and fuck her in what should be a very personal place, but she’s also fine with the entire situation after the fact. They then randomly fuck in the second chapter, and the sex-education plot is forgotten.
Origin: I’m honestly not sure what the writer was thinking.
Special Abilities: Apparently going through sex-education leads to having sex. In reality, sex-education became the excuse for Draco and Hermione to fuck each other, but being a virgin is ridiculed as if it is a bad thing.
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Sample:
This is a complete and utter waste of time. As if we don't all already know how babies are made and understand the mechanics of sex. There are more important things to be worried about. Dumbledore was chased out of the castle and who knows what will be next!
"Oy, Granger! Is this your first time ever hearing about the birds and the bees?" Draco sneered at me. I just rolled my eyes and ignored him. I'm not going to dignify him with a response. He doesn't deserve it. He isn't worth my time. "I bet you've never even seen a naked wizard before; have you?" He taunted me. I stayed quiet. Did it really matter that I haven't? I'm a muggle-born, not an idiot.
"Shove off, Malfoy." Ron spoke up, walking into the room." Draco just smirked, clearly amused with himself.
Perpetrator: anneryn7
Sue-O-Meter: Awful
Cover/Banner Art:
Summary: “AU. The Ministry of Magic decides that Hogwarts needs to offer a sex education course, effective immediately. Draco notices how uncomfortable Hermione is in the class and takes it upon himself to tease her. His teasing quickly turns into curiosity. Could Hermione really be as innocent as she seems? If she is, he wants to be the one to corrupt her. Dramione”
Full Name: Draco and Hermione
Species: They’re two very horny teenagers, which the canon characters are not.
Hair: n/a
Eyes: n/a
Markings: Hermione
Possessions: The story is not M but MA, so you can probably guess some of the descriptives in this fic.
Connection to Canon: Sex-education becomes mandatory. Hermione is left by Ron and Harry to take a bath, and Draco purposefully walks in on her, ridicules her for still being a virgin, says “you can’t tell me that Potter or Weaslebee haven’t tried to hit that.” He strips, and they start having sex. The writer tries to make it seem like Hermione wants some guy to come in and fuck her in what should be a very personal place, but she’s also fine with the entire situation after the fact. They then randomly fuck in the second chapter, and the sex-education plot is forgotten.
Origin: I’m honestly not sure what the writer was thinking.
Special Abilities: Apparently going through sex-education leads to having sex. In reality, sex-education became the excuse for Draco and Hermione to fuck each other, but being a virgin is ridiculed as if it is a bad thing.
Notes:
Sample:
This is a complete and utter waste of time. As if we don't all already know how babies are made and understand the mechanics of sex. There are more important things to be worried about. Dumbledore was chased out of the castle and who knows what will be next!
"Oy, Granger! Is this your first time ever hearing about the birds and the bees?" Draco sneered at me. I just rolled my eyes and ignored him. I'm not going to dignify him with a response. He doesn't deserve it. He isn't worth my time. "I bet you've never even seen a naked wizard before; have you?" He taunted me. I stayed quiet. Did it really matter that I haven't? I'm a muggle-born, not an idiot.
"Shove off, Malfoy." Ron spoke up, walking into the room." Draco just smirked, clearly amused with himself.