3662: Slytherclaw Girl - Rainbowsnake12
- The link of the day is How to Tell If Your're Dealing With a Fan Brat.
- Flashback Sue
- Don't forget about the Sorting Hat.
Today's entry was sent in by one of the minions.
TITLE: Slytherclaw Girl
PERPETRATOR: Rainbowsnake12
SUE-O-METER: Toxic
COVER/BANNER ART: The cover is the Hogwarts crest.
SUMMARY:”A girl named Regina Lightning Curseblood is a demi-god, she is the daughter of Zeus. Her mother is Calie Curseblood. Follow her as she embarks upon a awesome life at Hogwarts. This is the next generation after the golden trio. Feel free to tell me ships of my character and other Hogwarts Characters. One thing is that I might make new characters up.”
FULL NAME: Regina Lightning Curseblood
SPECIES: demi-god, daughter of Zeus
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: n/a
POSSESSIONS: She has an “enemy” who makes fun of her for being a “worthless nerd” because Regina likes “Doctor Who and Star Wars.” “I went to it and opened the window and in flew a Eurasian eagle owl. I looked at the tag and saw that it was from Ares. Ugh, him. Oh well, I should accept the owl. I looked at its blood red eyes and decided to name it a cliché name. Bloody, his name is bloody. I took the owl downstairs and my hell hound Armageddon followed me.” She gets to bring both with her. She's also got a special pendant.
CONNECTION TO CANON: The first chapter has Regina making it thunder which, “because the teachers were worried that the thunder might mean that a storm as coming” she gets to go home early. (In real life school doesn't get closed unless the weather is bad.) On the way she runs into Angela, who disses Regina's favorite fandoms. The chapter ends with Regina thinking “she insulted Doctor Who and Star Wars, she was going down.” Moving onto the second chapter, because Regina is so smart, but also the crueler bully, she says, “You know why your name starts with an A and ends with an A? […] Because you're an ass either way.” (On top of the retort not making any sense, Regina proves herself to be the real ass here.) Other students gather in and start jeering at Angelina, because “Angelina put down other kids so many times and yet her 'friends just go along with it.” (This is according to the Sue.) We then realize that they hadn't gotten to leave the school yet, but now it is actually raining. (So much for her being the reason they left school.) She tells her parents what she said, and they laugh at her retort. (What she did wasn't funny, but cruel.) She then gets her letter. For some reason Hermione Granger is Deputy Headmistress in this story. They then fly to England. (In other words she shouldn't be getting a letter.) The third and last chapter up is her getting her wand, and meeting the next generation kids.
ORIGIN: No, I don't believe this is a crossover with Percy Jackson, which honestly makes the whole demi-god bit worse. According to the second chapter, “Since Regina's mother is a Ravenclaw, Regina had many traits of Ravenclaw. But from her dad (not Zues) who was Slutherin, she had learned how to be a vicious and ambitious as well.”
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She got into seventh grade at the age of eleven, but is late starting at Hogwarts. She also has Zeus' powers.
NOTES: The writer keeps switching from first, to third, back to first, to second...
SAMPLE:
Regina P.OV.
Today at school I accidentally made it thunder. Yes, I know mom's a witch, yes I know dad's Zues. It's all cool really, the muggles at my school don't know. I am currently 12 (l like I just turned 12) in seventh grade. I came in a year early because I was, not to brag, smarter than everyone else. I grew up knowing I was half witch and a demigod. My letter never came even though I am a half blood, but my mom told me it was for the best. I am quite short for my age, I guess a little bit shorter than average. School started today, so I guess not this year. My school starts at August 21st, I know it's weird. But I still have a chance to get into Hogwarts this year. Since term begins on September. I know that they only expect your owl until the 31st of July since mom told me, but I was sincerely hoping it was coming this year. Maybe it was late, maybe the owl got lost, or maybe I was just not meant to be a witch at Hogwarts/”
- Flashback Sue
- Don't forget about the Sorting Hat.
Today's entry was sent in by one of the minions.
TITLE: Slytherclaw Girl
PERPETRATOR: Rainbowsnake12
SUE-O-METER: Toxic
COVER/BANNER ART: The cover is the Hogwarts crest.
SUMMARY:”A girl named Regina Lightning Curseblood is a demi-god, she is the daughter of Zeus. Her mother is Calie Curseblood. Follow her as she embarks upon a awesome life at Hogwarts. This is the next generation after the golden trio. Feel free to tell me ships of my character and other Hogwarts Characters. One thing is that I might make new characters up.”
FULL NAME: Regina Lightning Curseblood
SPECIES: demi-god, daughter of Zeus
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: n/a
POSSESSIONS: She has an “enemy” who makes fun of her for being a “worthless nerd” because Regina likes “Doctor Who and Star Wars.” “I went to it and opened the window and in flew a Eurasian eagle owl. I looked at the tag and saw that it was from Ares. Ugh, him. Oh well, I should accept the owl. I looked at its blood red eyes and decided to name it a cliché name. Bloody, his name is bloody. I took the owl downstairs and my hell hound Armageddon followed me.” She gets to bring both with her. She's also got a special pendant.
CONNECTION TO CANON: The first chapter has Regina making it thunder which, “because the teachers were worried that the thunder might mean that a storm as coming” she gets to go home early. (In real life school doesn't get closed unless the weather is bad.) On the way she runs into Angela, who disses Regina's favorite fandoms. The chapter ends with Regina thinking “she insulted Doctor Who and Star Wars, she was going down.” Moving onto the second chapter, because Regina is so smart, but also the crueler bully, she says, “You know why your name starts with an A and ends with an A? […] Because you're an ass either way.” (On top of the retort not making any sense, Regina proves herself to be the real ass here.) Other students gather in and start jeering at Angelina, because “Angelina put down other kids so many times and yet her 'friends just go along with it.” (This is according to the Sue.) We then realize that they hadn't gotten to leave the school yet, but now it is actually raining. (So much for her being the reason they left school.) She tells her parents what she said, and they laugh at her retort. (What she did wasn't funny, but cruel.) She then gets her letter. For some reason Hermione Granger is Deputy Headmistress in this story. They then fly to England. (In other words she shouldn't be getting a letter.) The third and last chapter up is her getting her wand, and meeting the next generation kids.
ORIGIN: No, I don't believe this is a crossover with Percy Jackson, which honestly makes the whole demi-god bit worse. According to the second chapter, “Since Regina's mother is a Ravenclaw, Regina had many traits of Ravenclaw. But from her dad (not Zues) who was Slutherin, she had learned how to be a vicious and ambitious as well.”
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She got into seventh grade at the age of eleven, but is late starting at Hogwarts. She also has Zeus' powers.
NOTES: The writer keeps switching from first, to third, back to first, to second...
SAMPLE:
Regina P.OV.
Today at school I accidentally made it thunder. Yes, I know mom's a witch, yes I know dad's Zues. It's all cool really, the muggles at my school don't know. I am currently 12 (l like I just turned 12) in seventh grade. I came in a year early because I was, not to brag, smarter than everyone else. I grew up knowing I was half witch and a demigod. My letter never came even though I am a half blood, but my mom told me it was for the best. I am quite short for my age, I guess a little bit shorter than average. School started today, so I guess not this year. My school starts at August 21st, I know it's weird. But I still have a chance to get into Hogwarts this year. Since term begins on September. I know that they only expect your owl until the 31st of July since mom told me, but I was sincerely hoping it was coming this year. Maybe it was late, maybe the owl got lost, or maybe I was just not meant to be a witch at Hogwarts/”