Sep 12, 2002 04:55
Why, exactly, is the Weasel informing all of us to queue up outside? I certainly hope he isn't forming a rally of some kind. Of course, Father has always told me that duels in numbers are more sufficient, but really, this is a tad overdone. And I certainly don't intend to be fighting on the same side as Finch-Fletchley. Sorry to disappoint, but I'm afraid I'll be spending my evening warm by the fire, perhaps with some heating charms for my socks. Do enjoy your romps in the freezing mud, boys.
I hear some of the Hufflepuffs have been falling on their Tower stairs. What a shame that is. I do hope no one decides to take to gardening in Herbology with the Hufflepuffs. Who knows what might happen if they see a garden hose? I for one am not looking forward to the peon revolt. Just the sight of all that yellow alone might be enough to cause coronaries.
Of course, it would be the first interesting thing to come out of Hufflepuff since fourth year.
Speaking of Hufflepuffs, Sprout gave me a bloody detention and told me I have no respect for the dead, just because I was telling Millicent that Potter's parents were better off that way. I most certainly do have respect for the dead. In fact, the only way I could respect Potter is if he were dead. You might want to get on that, Potter. I know how much you want to be respected.