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[In the front hall, right where anyone and everyone will walk by and see, James has set up a booth. The sign at the top says:
FILL ANY QUADRANT
1 GALLEON
(OR OTHER WORLDLY EQUIVALENT)
And, being the showman he is, James is standing up on his booth, shouting to anyone who will listen]
That's right! Step right up and I, James Potter, will fill any quadrant for just one Galleon! Don't have Galleons in your world? No problem! Bartering's just fine, and I've got a list of alternate forms of payment right over here-
[There's a list crudely scrawled on the side of the booth, and it lists things like 27 pumpkin pasties, a song and jig (must be on-key), a very good joke, a kiss from a pretty girl, and so on as other ways to pay him, if you don't have anything else. In other words, anything that's vaguely interesting will probably work.]
Need a quadrant I've got filled already? I can find you your perfect soulmate for whatever - same price! Right now every quadrant is up for grabs, but it won't be that way for long, so come on, come on! Come fill your quadrants right here!
[And as if that wasn't flashy enough, he shoots off some small red fireworks from his wand to get some attention, as he keeps shouting similar announcements. This is obviously the most practical solution to filling quadrants when one's friends and enemies are all at home. Obviously.]
FILL ANY QUADRANT
1 GALLEON
(OR OTHER WORLDLY EQUIVALENT)
And, being the showman he is, James is standing up on his booth, shouting to anyone who will listen]
That's right! Step right up and I, James Potter, will fill any quadrant for just one Galleon! Don't have Galleons in your world? No problem! Bartering's just fine, and I've got a list of alternate forms of payment right over here-
[There's a list crudely scrawled on the side of the booth, and it lists things like 27 pumpkin pasties, a song and jig (must be on-key), a very good joke, a kiss from a pretty girl, and so on as other ways to pay him, if you don't have anything else. In other words, anything that's vaguely interesting will probably work.]
Need a quadrant I've got filled already? I can find you your perfect soulmate for whatever - same price! Right now every quadrant is up for grabs, but it won't be that way for long, so come on, come on! Come fill your quadrants right here!
[And as if that wasn't flashy enough, he shoots off some small red fireworks from his wand to get some attention, as he keeps shouting similar announcements. This is obviously the most practical solution to filling quadrants when one's friends and enemies are all at home. Obviously.]