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Because my department is 4-2 male-female, and Ernie and Jorge are really crass, I've now found myself turning into a guy. Case in point: When the Plain White T's came on the radio as I was driving home tonight, I found myself singing, "hey there vagina"... You know guys think about sex every 57 seconds? Thanks to them, I now think about guys thinking about sex every 57 seconds.
See, the song started playing on Friday and Ernie put his computer on mute because he hates the song. Jorge was like, "oh, you don't want to think about vaginas?" to which Ernie spouted off his 57-second factoid. I was trying to tell Ernie to do something at the time, but they kept interrupting me, and then both of them were like, "OK you have 3 seconds, talk! nope, nope, too late, stop, let me think... OK now talk! no! stop!" Imagine two guys doing this to you for five minutes, alternating their 3-second pauses. It was infuriating. I mean, I love them, but I can't stand them.
See, the song started playing on Friday and Ernie put his computer on mute because he hates the song. Jorge was like, "oh, you don't want to think about vaginas?" to which Ernie spouted off his 57-second factoid. I was trying to tell Ernie to do something at the time, but they kept interrupting me, and then both of them were like, "OK you have 3 seconds, talk! nope, nope, too late, stop, let me think... OK now talk! no! stop!" Imagine two guys doing this to you for five minutes, alternating their 3-second pauses. It was infuriating. I mean, I love them, but I can't stand them.