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Feb 17, 2007 19:13

Right, well.

Ignore Ron and Malfoy and Parkinson and Crabbe and Goyle and, George. I'm sure you and Bulstrode will be very happy together. Just don't, you know, expect me to like her. Or talk to her. Or stop calling her Birdstrode behind her back. Or anything ( Read more... )

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mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 03:51:05 UTC

Don't start, Harry. You call her Birdstrode and the first time you get yourself with someone, I'll make up an embarassing name for them and never stop calling them by it.

potteritis February 18 2007, 03:59:16 UTC

The first time? You mean last year? But George. We're practically family. That wouldn't be very kind.

mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 04:05:18 UTC

Exactly my point. If we're practically family I'm sure you can get used to not calling her Birdstrode.

potteritis February 18 2007, 04:08:26 UTC

I'm not so sure. She's not my family.

mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 04:10:58 UTC

Are you telling me that you're going to get with someone from my family? Mate, touch Ginny and I'll skin you. If it isn't Gin... well, we'll see. I think Percy might need a good shag.

potteritis February 18 2007, 04:14:28 UTC

I agree with you that Percy needs a good shag, but I think whichever bloke is willing might have trouble navigating past that stick up his arse. And Ginny and I are just friends. I really don't need to get with someone, George.

mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 04:23:33 UTC

You mean you aren't ready to navigate that? Percy could be putting his stick up your arse. Beside that, I hear that Charlie doesn't have anyone. Neither does Bill, if you're into the long distance.

potteritis February 18 2007, 04:28:57 UTC

I'm going to pretend you didn't just say that. I'm deleting any mention of Percy from my memory entirely. I'm probably going to hit you next time I see you. Just so you know.

I told you. I don't need anyone. Although Charlie and Bill are both very

mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 04:31:02 UTC

The great Harry Potter cannot save the world without a good shag.

potteritis February 18 2007, 04:34:20 UTC

I... that... nngugh?

mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 04:36:09 UTC

You agree? I'm so glad! Now, about Percy...

potteritis February 18 2007, 04:37:55 UTC

No!

mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 04:41:14 UTC

Are you sure? Percy is a slightly psychotic good person. I'm sure you two will be happy together.

potteritis February 18 2007, 04:43:07 UTC

No. Even before I knew he was a prat - which was, what, the first two minutes before we actually spoke back when I was eleven? - I wouldn't have shagged Percy.

mischief_x2 February 18 2007, 04:44:05 UTC

Of course not! You're the one being shagged here, mate. Remember the stick? That Percy already has?

potteritis February 18 2007, 04:46:03 UTC

The very last thing I want to be thinking about is Percy's stick.

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