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Oct 11, 2006 07:29

I'm going to tell you a long and complicated story that is an analogy for my life.

There are these two drinks: pink lemonade and blue raspberry. I've always drank (drunken?) pink lemonade because, well, I didn't know I could drink anything else and I didn't drink it often enough to complain, anyway.

But then. Then I had this amazingly good ( Read more... )

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rons_on_fire October 12 2006, 00:12:47 UTC

HAVE YOU BEEN SPIKING THAT BLUE LEMONADE AND PINK RASPBERRY AND DRINKING THEM WITHOUT ME??

You dirty fucking sod. You could've told me!! Where are you now? I know for a FACT that Seamus has got a bit of rum under his bed, try as he might to deny it. WE SHOULD DRINK IT, HARRY.

potteritis October 12 2006, 00:18:09 UTC

Um. No, actually. But that is a brilliant idea.

And, what with you spending time with all the other Gryffindors boys but me, you will, naturally, be too busy to drink it with me.

rons_on_fire October 12 2006, 00:20:05 UTC

I have not!!

Well, okay. A little. But I'm not busy now!

potteritis October 12 2006, 00:22:33 UTC

You have so. Did you think I wouldn't notice? Your presence is hard to ignore and the lack of it was extremely obvious. I'm going to need incentive to let you drink anything with me. Like an apology. And some chocolate.

rons_on_fire October 12 2006, 00:28:55 UTC

I CAN DO THAT.

I can give you apologies AND alcohol AND chocolate. You're a fucking pansy when it comes to drinking, I'll have you completely pissed in twenty minutes.

potteritis October 12 2006, 00:35:09 UTC

If I'm getting piss drunk, you'd better only bring one bottle. Last time you got piss drunk, I found you in bed with you-know-who (as opposed to You-Know-Who aka Voldemort which is a truly disturbing image).

rons_on_fire October 12 2006, 00:42:03 UTC

I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT THAT AGAIN, HARRY.

potteritis October 12 2006, 00:45:29 UTC

No, I said I wouldn't tell Hermione. I automatically reserve the right to bring it up whenever I feel like seeing you squirm.

rons_on_fire October 12 2006, 00:54:15 UTC

Harry, I thought we were mates.

potteritis October 12 2006, 00:57:41 UTC

We are mates, Ron. The best. And it is because we are mates and I love you so much that I can tease you mercilessly and feel no remorse. I'll grab the alcohol if you bring the chocolate and the apology.

rons_on_fire October 12 2006, 01:03:47 UTC

Meet me in the room!

potteritis October 12 2006, 01:11:10 UTC

See you in a few minutes.

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