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[potteritis]

I'm going to tell you a long and complicated story that is an analogy for my life.

There are these two drinks: pink lemonade and blue raspberry. I've always drank (drunken?) pink lemonade because, well, I didn't know I could drink anything else and I didn't drink it often enough to complain, anyway.

But then. Then I had this amazingly good

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[not_draconis]

Oh, that's not obvious at all.

[potteritis]

I wasn't trying to hide anything. I don't even like pink lemonade.

[not_draconis]

I don't particularly care if you fancy pink lemonade or not, Potter. Pink lemonade was not the incentive of this statement and you know that.

[potteritis]

I don't know anything. Quite obviously I'm stupid. Maybe you should spell it out for me.

[not_draconis]

I rather not.

[potteritis]

And that, Malfoy, is why this analogy was necessary. Blue raspberry is causing the problem.

[not_draconis]

The Blue Raspberry is not the cause of this. The Blue Raspberry is not the one who decide to make some very poor choices in alternative beverages.

[potteritis]

No, but blue raspberry is the one who decided to make poor choices in alternate drinkers. Not that it's any of my business who drinks it, just like it's none of it's business who what I drink.

[not_draconis]

This is ridiculous. I refuse to continue this conversation any further.

[potteritis]

So you agree?

[not_draconis]

I agree that it is none of your business, Potter.

[potteritis]

You're right. It's none of your business.

[not_draconis]

You mean the blue raspberry's business, no?

[potteritis]

You know, I hate it when you do that.