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Jun 27, 2006 16:15

Well. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, that's for sure. At least I got some new clothes out of the deal, because, apparently, if she "had to look at me and my horrible sense of style for one more second, she was going to shoot herself". Hence why I left school looking like I usually do and returned looking like Malfoy with less shampoo ( Read more... )

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 20:36:35 UTC
Potter, even you have to admit your sense of style is extremely lacking. I was only doing society, and myself, a favor by getting you those new clothes.

Yes, that whole picture ordeal was rather traumatizing.

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potteritis June 27 2006, 20:44:18 UTC
What is it with you and Malfoy and my clothes? There's nothing wrong with my clothes. But I will admit I sort of like the new ones. Although, they remind me too much of Mal They're okay.

What was with the old lady who practically manhandled us into the photo booth? Her bag looked heavy enough to be considered a lethal weapon.

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 20:53:06 UTC
There is everything wrong with your clothes, Potter. They don't fit whatsoever, they are extremely drab in color, and some of them are literally falling apart; all in all, they make you look like a lump with glasses.

Yes, well, I have impeccable taste.

I honestly have no idea. I was merely walking into that candle shop, and all of a sudden I have someone pushing you into me, ultimately driving us into the little booth thing. I found it most disturbing when she asked if she could play the harp at 'our wedding'. She was nuttier than Dumbledore. And I was a bit more worried about that walking stick she was using.

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potteritis June 27 2006, 20:58:23 UTC
I think this is the first and last time I'll ever say anything like this, but I think I really prefer Malfoy telling me off about my clothes. He was nicer.

I think she might have been off her medication. She kept calling us Tristan and Isolde. I think she caught us on her way home from the movie theater.

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 21:06:54 UTC
He was? I wonder why he was being so lenient... I mean, really, Potter, all the clothes in your wardrobe that I didn't get you today were awful. And when you think in terms of physicality, however much it pains me to say it, you aren't a lump with glasses. And you should really experiment more with color, you know.

Yes, yes, she must have been off... something. When she pulled out that instruction manual on knitting from who knows where, and went on about the proper way to make baby booties, I rather feared for my life. Especially seeing as how she wouldn't let go of my arm.

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potteritis June 27 2006, 21:14:23 UTC
Those clothes are actually not mi Yeah, well, I'm used to them. I wasn't aware they were so painful for you to look at. I'll do better next year.

I hope you were retaining some of that information. You never know when knowing how to knit baby booties could save your life. You could be attacked by demon babies. Some well-done knitting and boom. Instant lifesave.

And you'll never guess what she slipped into my pocket before she finally let us go. The Muggle equivilent to a contraceptive. She said we should get started. She's mental.

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 21:23:52 UTC
Really? Because if you don't I swear I will burn all your clothes on the first day of school next year, and then you will have to do better, now won't you?

I quite honestly think that these demon babies are the most idiotic thing I have ever heard of. Besides, all babies are demons. And they are sticky and usually wet in some place or another.

Oh, dear Merlin, I think I am scarred for life.

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potteritis June 27 2006, 21:30:06 UTC
You can't just burn all my clothes! I have nothing else to wear and you didn't buy me enough stuff to last a year. A week, maybe.

I guess your best bet would be to never have one. I don't think they're so bad. But it's not like I have any experience.

You're scarred? At least you didn't have to carry it around until you could find some garbage to toss it in without anybody seeing you and leering (mission unsuccessful, by the way).

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 21:36:09 UTC
Actually, I can. I will. I have done it before. It just gives you a little extra incentive to go shopping, and to go shopping with someone who actually has a sense of style, doesn't it?

Oh, well, I have to have one. Of course, I am just going to have a lot of nannies.

Yes, I am scarred by the very thought that someone actually wanted us to have those... interactions.

Yes, and Potter, who are Juleo and Romiet and why is Parvati comparing us to them?

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potteritis June 27 2006, 21:42:43 UTC
And just how much of that little shopping trip will be dedicated to getting stuff for you, Pansy?

Oh. No, you don't. You can't just skip it. Skip all of it. Really.

Er. Romeo and Juliet is a story about this guy, Romeo, who's in love with a girl whose name I just forgot, but then he goes to this dance and falls in love with this other girl, Juliet, who's engaged to marry somebody else. And then they elope. And then they have sex. And then they die. Oh, and their families hated each other, which is why they eloped and died.

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 21:47:52 UTC
There is a little thing called multi-tasking, Potter, in case you have never heard of it.

I can't skip it.

Well, that whole story sounds rather pointless, really. People actually read it?

...Why is Parvati comparing us to them, Potter?

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potteritis June 27 2006, 21:50:51 UTC
You know, I have no idea.

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 21:52:12 UTC
...Really?

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potteritis June 27 2006, 21:55:10 UTC
None whatsoever.

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queen_salazar June 27 2006, 21:56:34 UTC
potteritis June 27 2006, 21:58:30 UTC
But if I had to guess, I'd say she pretty much thinks we're romantically and/or sexually involved.

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