Well. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, that's for sure. At least I got some new clothes out of the deal, because, apparently, if she "had to look at me and my horrible sense of style for one more second, she was going to shoot herself". Hence why I left school looking like I usually do and returned looking like Malfoy with less shampoo
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Yes, that whole picture ordeal was rather traumatizing.
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What was with the old lady who practically manhandled us into the photo booth? Her bag looked heavy enough to be considered a lethal weapon.
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Yes, well, I have impeccable taste.
I honestly have no idea. I was merely walking into that candle shop, and all of a sudden I have someone pushing you into me, ultimately driving us into the little booth thing. I found it most disturbing when she asked if she could play the harp at 'our wedding'. She was nuttier than Dumbledore. And I was a bit more worried about that walking stick she was using.
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I think she might have been off her medication. She kept calling us Tristan and Isolde. I think she caught us on her way home from the movie theater.
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Yes, yes, she must have been off... something. When she pulled out that instruction manual on knitting from who knows where, and went on about the proper way to make baby booties, I rather feared for my life. Especially seeing as how she wouldn't let go of my arm.
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I hope you were retaining some of that information. You never know when knowing how to knit baby booties could save your life. You could be attacked by demon babies. Some well-done knitting and boom. Instant lifesave.
And you'll never guess what she slipped into my pocket before she finally let us go. The Muggle equivilent to a contraceptive. She said we should get started. She's mental.
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I quite honestly think that these demon babies are the most idiotic thing I have ever heard of. Besides, all babies are demons. And they are sticky and usually wet in some place or another.
Oh, dear Merlin, I think I am scarred for life.
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I guess your best bet would be to never have one. I don't think they're so bad. But it's not like I have any experience.
You're scarred? At least you didn't have to carry it around until you could find some garbage to toss it in without anybody seeing you and leering (mission unsuccessful, by the way).
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Oh, well, I have to have one. Of course, I am just going to have a lot of nannies.
Yes, I am scarred by the very thought that someone actually wanted us to have those... interactions.
Yes, and Potter, who are Juleo and Romiet and why is Parvati comparing us to them?
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Oh. No, you don't. You can't just skip it. Skip all of it. Really.
Er. Romeo and Juliet is a story about this guy, Romeo, who's in love with a girl whose name I just forgot, but then he goes to this dance and falls in love with this other girl, Juliet, who's engaged to marry somebody else. And then they elope. And then they have sex. And then they die. Oh, and their families hated each other, which is why they eloped and died.
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I can't skip it.
Well, that whole story sounds rather pointless, really. People actually read it?
...Why is Parvati comparing us to them, Potter?
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