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Jun 27, 2006 16:15

Well. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, that's for sure. At least I got some new clothes out of the deal, because, apparently, if she "had to look at me and my horrible sense of style for one more second, she was going to shoot herself". Hence why I left school looking like I usually do and returned looking like Malfoy with less shampoo ( Read more... )

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pretty_vati June 27 2006, 20:30:38 UTC

I told you you'd make a smashing couple, Harry, but you never listen to me.

Your ever-so-clever sneaky plan seems to have worked very well!

potteritis June 27 2006, 20:33:38 UTC

Did I just tell you you were crazy this morning?

pretty_vati June 27 2006, 20:35:11 UTC

It is impolite to call people crazy when they are paying you a compliment.

How Pansy puts up with you, I have no idea. She deserves far better. Drooly Malfoy might even be better but I'm not sure. At least he's never called me crazy.

potteritis June 27 2006, 20:41:27 UTC

I'm not dating her.

pretty_vati June 27 2006, 20:42:31 UTC

Of course you're not. Especially not on here where Drooly Malfoy can read about it.

I have your back, Harry. You can count on me, even if you did call me crazy.

potteritis June 27 2006, 20:45:59 UTC

I'm not dating her at all. We're not even friends.

pretty_vati June 27 2006, 20:47:28 UTC

Like I said, Harry, I have your back.

Of course you both aren't friends. Why, you barely even talk to each other.

potteritis June 27 2006, 20:49:23 UTC

No, Parvati, I'm serious. Parkinson and I aren't involved in whatever sordid situation you're thinking up.

pretty_vati June 27 2006, 20:51:15 UTC

You're getting very good at the protestations of innocence! Drooly is going to totally fall for it!

I'm so happy to be a part of your Juleo and Romiet romance! Thank you for including me!

potteritis June 27 2006, 20:54:53 UTC

Parkinson is not the person I'm interested in!

potteritis June 27 2006, 20:59:29 UTC

Er. Disregard that last statement. I'm just not dating Pansy. Okay? Okay. Oh Merlin.

pretty_vati June 27 2006, 21:03:16 UTC

Oh no, Harry, I simply, for the good of Hogwarts, cannot ignore that you are interested in someone.

Who is it? It's not...Drooly? I bet you're interested in both of them! Especially since Ron and Hermione dumped you from the lovefest!

How simply sordid! I wonder where Lavender is at! I have to share this! You and Pansy and Drooly!

You do realize that he drools, right? He's not a very good kisser. Then again, he's never made a girl cry from kissing her either so maybe you're both made for each other.

potteritis June 27 2006, 21:06:04 UTC

Shitshitshitshit. Parvati, I am not now, nor will I ever willingly be, a part of some kind of threesome with Parkinson and Malfoy. That's disgusting. They're disgusting. Just stop.

pretty_vati June 27 2006, 21:09:27 UTC

Right, Harry, of course. Never ever would you ever want to be part of anything to do with them.

I'm here for you, Harry. They're simply disgustingly attractive. I mean, disgusting.

Anything else you'd like me to agree with?

potteritis June 27 2006, 21:15:25 UTC

I get to start and end the day with a headache. Wonderful. Could you just... leave me alone?

pretty_vati June 27 2006, 21:24:15 UTC

If you're sure that's what you want. I will continue to vehemently deny that you are interested in Pansy and Drooly Malfoy!

Are you sure you don't need to see Madam Pomfrey for those headaches?

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