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[potteritis]

That is the last time I ever tell Ron where I am when I don't want to be found. He tied me to my bed last night. I'm completely serious. One minute I'm being dragged to the dorms, the next my wand is gone and little straps are pinning me to my own bed

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[unsecretive]

Harry, I know you're the Boy Who Lived and all, but no one wants to hear about your nighttime activities. Least of all with your taken friend. What would Hermione say?

[potteritis]

"Lavender, shut the bloody hell up because you have no idea what you're talking about"?

[unsecretive]

...Hermione wouldn't say "bloody hell".

[potteritis]

What's your point?

[unsecretive]

My point is that you shouldn't put words in other people's mouths. It's not kind.

[potteritis]

I shouldn't?

[lady_padma]

Lav, haven't you heard? Harry is not having kinky sex with Ron and Hermione. He told me so.

Although last night could have been an invitation, if you look closely.

[unsecretive]

I know and I am. I mean, why else would Ron want to tie him to a bed?

[lady_padma]

Exactly! I mean, you don't just go around tying people up for sport. Well. Normal people don't anyway.

It must have been an invitation for the next time Ron and Hermione...do that sort of thing.

Maybe they need someone to bring the whips.

[unsecretive]

I'm just suprised that Hermione is into that sort of thing.

[lady_padma]

I think it's a control thing. I mean, she's even worse then me with the studying and organization and you know how bad I get.

[unsecretive]

Hermione the dominatrix? Oh dear.

[lady_padma]

Oh. My brain.

I should just stop.