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[potteritis]

Number of cauldrons melted: 15
Number of cauldrons blown to bits: 3
Number of cauldrons blown to bits on purpose: 1
Number of botched potions: 4
Number of tutoring sessions thus far: 2

And another one today. This is just so much fun. I really can't think of a better way to spend my time other than going one-on-one with the Giant Squid in a

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[pretty_vati]

Mine are brilliant, Harry!

I got to play Monopoly and talk to Professor Pawson about Muggles and did you know that we played the first game of Monopoly in Hogwarts?

Next time, we're playing Operation! It's this game where you pull a funny bone from the humorous (aren't the Muggles the silliest?).

Professor Pawson even said that we might go to MacDougals or something for stuff called fast food.

[potteritis]

Operation, huh? I know that game. I always wanted to play, but, the copy of the game at my house met its unfortunate end under Uncle Vernon's over sized ar.

And I think you mean McDonalds.

[pretty_vati]

Would you like me to borrow it from Professor Pawson? We could play, if you like. Maybe Professor Pawson would consider it work or extra credit or something.

MacDougals, McDonalds, either one, noth. Doesn't matter. I'd still like to go to dinner with Professor Pawson.

He knows the most amazing things about Muggles. Did you know that Muggles believe they have apples in their throats if they're named Adam?

[potteritis]

Er, sure, I guess. I don't think I'd be very good at it, though. I've never played it before, so I guess we'll be even.

...I think you mean an Adam's Apple and... er... oh, nevermind. No, I had no idea. Odd creatures, those Muggles. I imagine it'd be a bit hard to breath with an apple in your throat.

[kenmarefan]

Hey, mate, at least you're still here. At least you haven't gone completely insane yet.