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[potteritis]

Well, since everybody else is talking about Hogsmeade, I might as well.

Instead of lining up with everybody else for Hogsmeade, I told Ron and Hermione to go on ahead and then went to go see Dumbledore. I asked him if he was absolutely sure I belonged in Advanced Potions (and mentioned my complete lack of talent in that subject), but he just

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[not_draconis]

Stop playing with those Chocolate Frogs, Potter. Madame Pince is beginning to catch on and I would very much like for her to yell at you when I have left the library. I still have a headache and her screams wouldn't help it.

[potteritis]

Well, what else am I supposed to do with them?

[not_draconis]

I don't really care just as long as it doesn't provoke Madame Pince into screaming. I all ready have a tea rose induced headache that refuses to go away and her deafening yells wouldn't help.

[potteritis]

Tea rose gives you headaches, Malfoy?

[not_draconis]

In excessive amounts, yes.

[potteritis]

I'll keep that in mind. In the meantime, what you ought to do is see Professor Lupin for some chocolate. Works for me.

And then, look, if Madame Pince yells at me, you won't be around to whine about it.

[not_draconis]

I rather not. I am sure I will be perfectly fine without the help of Professor Lupin.

And I don't want to lea have some things I must attend to here. You will just have to restrain yourself from causing trouble for a little while longer, if that is at all possible.

[potteritis]

Your choice. I'd offer a Frog, but I'm not sure they'd have the same effect. And a great number of them are on the bookshelves now.

[not_draconis]

As I can see. One of them just ruined Abercrombie's book he was reading and -- oh, disgusting. He just ate it. After it had been rolling around in the dust of the bookshelves. It amazes me how mental some of you Gryffindors are, I simply cannot fathom it.

[potteritis]

Ew. Doesn't he know Madame Pince is too busy snogging the books doing librarian type things to ever clean those shelves? I suppose it'd be for the good of my health Abercrombie if I made those frogs disappear.

Oh bugger, she's coming this way. Now I have to switch tables.

[not_draconis]

Potter.

[potteritis]

Yes, Malfoy?

[not_draconis]

Why did you move right there?

[potteritis]

So I can see you when I typ Because right here isn't over there.

[not_draconis]

Right. I am sure it has nothing to do with the fact that when you get in trouble, Madame Pince will be practically yelling into my left ear.

[potteritis]

It hurts that you think so little of me, Malfoy. Really. My heart aches with the weight of your hurtful, but accurate statement.