Snape/Gollum Crackfic

[zebratophat]

So yeaaaars ago I found a fic written for some type of big bang (or similar writing competition) on somebody's anglefire or geocities that is now unfortunately defunct.
the story was a challenge crack fic in which snape and gollum were in a relationship and had sex. pretty sure they also looked for groceries at some point.
I found it briefly a few years back on web.archive but haven't been able to find it since.