I'M HOOKED ON A KEYBOARD

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SO APPARENTLY, AFTER I GOT MAD AT MY COMPUTER AND IT BROKE AFTER I ACCIDENTALLY THREW IT AT A WALL THREE OR FOUR TIMES AND THEN OUT OF A WINDOW, I MISSED MOST OF A PRETTY GOOD GAME OF DEATH EATERS.

BUT BABIES, I'M TELLING YOU, I HAVEN'T EVEN READ IT, AND I KNOW IT'S VOLDEMORT'S (YES, I SAID HIS NAME) FAULT.