BUT I BET HIS ARE 'AVADA KEDAVRA' GREEN

Jul 07, 2007 23:11

I THOUGHT IT WOULD FEEL NICE TO HAVE GIVEN UP ON DEFEATING VOLDEMORT (YES, I SAID HIS NAME), BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT I CAN'T LIVE WHILE HE SURVIVES AFTER ALL.

ON THE PLUS SIDE, I'VE GOT NEW BUSINESS CARDS.  THEY'RE A WONDERFUL COLOUR - 'FELIX FELICIS.'  GINNY, I MUST SHOW YOU.  I WONDER IF I CAN DEFEAT VOLDEMORT (CALM THE FUCK DOWN; YES, I SAID HIS NAME; GET OVER IT, ALL RIGHT?) BY HAVING BETTER BUSINESS CARDS THAN HE DOES.  ACTUALLY, I WONDER IF VOLDEMORT HAS BUSINESS CARDS.  WELL, HE HAD A DIARY WITH HIS NAME ON IT.  I IMAGINE HE'D HAVE BUSINESS CARDS.

ALSO, GINNY, I'M SIRIUS, GET THAT FLOWERY SCENT OUT OF THIS HOUSE.  I'M BEGINNING TO BELIEVE IT'S A SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEM BECAUSE IT MAKES MY CHEST KEEP ACTING UP.
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