GINNY:

[potter_mouth]

GINNY, DID YOU EVER GET THOSE PHOTOS DEVELOPED OF ME AND MY CHAINSAW?

EDITED: THANKS, GINNY! I LOVE THEM. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED PHOTOGRAPHY AS A CAREER?

Comments

[waitingfortom]

Oh wow, I forgot I had them! Hold on and I'll find the prints for you. I'll have to keep control of the film itself, of course.

[potter_mouth]

I THOUGHT I WOULD JUMP THE WAND AND PUT THEM OUT THERE BEFORE SOMEONE SOLD THEM. I DON'T WANT PEOPLE MAKING MONEY OFF MY INDISCRETIONS, YOU KNOW.

[waitingfortom]

Harry, you could make money off your own indiscretions.

[potter_mouth]

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I BLACKMAIL MYSELF OR SOMETHING?

[herbology_dork]

some company is already selling photos of you naked, why would adding a chainsaw make it any worse?

[potter_mouth]

I'VE SEEN THOSE PHOTOS, BUT THERE IS BLOOD ALL OVER ME AND IT WILL SELL TO A VERY SPECIAL NICHE OF CUSTOMERS.

HEY...

[waitingfortom]

That thing Skeeter was broadcasting months ago? It looked like they had an older picture of you, anyway.

"Special" is a word for that niche, yeah.

[potter_mouth]

LOOK, IT WAS TOTALLY LEGAL. IT'S A HOOKER AND THEIR LIVES AREN'T VALUABLE, ANYWAY.

BUT YEAH, THOSE WERE SOME OLD PICTURES. IT'S NOT REALLY THREATENING--I MEAN, COME ON, ANYBODY WHO'S ANYBODY HAD SEEN ME NAKED THEN. NOW, MY PECS ARE A CLOSELY-GUARDED SECRET.

[waitingfortom]

... That's not...

... Do you realize how disturbing it is that you're using those pictures here?

...... What the hell, Harry. Did you KILL her or just TORTURE her?! I just got the blood after!

[potter_mouth]

ER, NEITHER? IT WAS FAKE BLOOD. WE WERE JUST HAVING A LAUGH. SHE MADE ME A BUNDT.

[waitingfortom]

... She made you a bundt.

You played around with fake blood, with a HOOKER, and a HOOKER MADE YOU A BUNDT?

[potter_mouth]

YES, IT WAS A FABULOUS EVENING.

BY THE WAY, THE BLOOD MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE BEEN FAKE.

BUT THE BUNDT WAS REAL.

[herbology_dork]

hey what?