Happy Birthday, Harry!
It's Harry's Birthday, and we can't help but to wonder about what some of his presents are...
Please note that this
Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches (p 113)
On his birthday, Harry received this fantastic book as a gift from Ron, and we couldn’t help but imagining the twelve chapter titles. Here’s what we guessed. Feel free to leave your own “suggested chapters” in the comments. =)
1. Everything you need to know about owning albino peacocks.
2. Wand Length: What it really means and why it’s important.
3. Being a gay werewolf really isn’t so bad, the girls love you anyway.
4. Being the life of the party; omelets are IN!
5. Flying through fiend-fyre on the back of your beloved’s broom.
6. The Doomstick.
7. What Would Neville Do?
8. Naming Offspring: Safely picking rational names and not upsetting your Witch’s inner Bitch.
9. Forget talking dirty; talk Parseltongue, Ron Weasley style.
10. Things to avoid; namely goats.
11. Why pulling flowers out of your nether regions will NOT impress her.
12. When all else fails, start a Wizard Rock band.
Well, Happy Birthday anyway.
Please note that this
Twelve Fail-Safe Ways to Charm Witches (p 113)
On his birthday, Harry received this fantastic book as a gift from Ron, and we couldn’t help but imagining the twelve chapter titles. Here’s what we guessed. Feel free to leave your own “suggested chapters” in the comments. =)
1. Everything you need to know about owning albino peacocks.
2. Wand Length: What it really means and why it’s important.
3. Being a gay werewolf really isn’t so bad, the girls love you anyway.
4. Being the life of the party; omelets are IN!
5. Flying through fiend-fyre on the back of your beloved’s broom.
6. The Doomstick.
7. What Would Neville Do?
8. Naming Offspring: Safely picking rational names and not upsetting your Witch’s inner Bitch.
9. Forget talking dirty; talk Parseltongue, Ron Weasley style.
10. Things to avoid; namely goats.
11. Why pulling flowers out of your nether regions will NOT impress her.
12. When all else fails, start a Wizard Rock band.
Well, Happy Birthday anyway.