"I'm in love with you even though, up until now, I hated you!"
Harry suddenly realised he was secretly in love with Snape.
"I've suddenly realised I'm secretly in love with Snape," he announced to the Gryffindor table at large that morning over breakfast, as he wrote "MRS HARRY SNAPE" in bacon on his plate. He began to draw hearts around it with ketchup.
Ron and Hermione exchanged a Look.
"D'you want to go rough up Malfoy for the antidote now, or wait until after breakfast?" Ron asked.
Hermione sighed. "Now, please. Watching Harry act like a daffy second-year girl makes me lose my appetite."
(I wrote this a year ago today, but it's still a cliche that drives me up the wall.)
"I've suddenly realised I'm secretly in love with Snape," he announced to the Gryffindor table at large that morning over breakfast, as he wrote "MRS HARRY SNAPE" in bacon on his plate. He began to draw hearts around it with ketchup.
Ron and Hermione exchanged a Look.
"D'you want to go rough up Malfoy for the antidote now, or wait until after breakfast?" Ron asked.
Hermione sighed. "Now, please. Watching Harry act like a daffy second-year girl makes me lose my appetite."
(I wrote this a year ago today, but it's still a cliche that drives me up the wall.)