If God Were An Emo Kid
He'd only wear black skinny jeans and tight shirts
he'd only be happy when he'd make it rain
Zebras would have swoopy bangs
Jesus would look exactly like Batman
He'd make people on a planet just to keep himself company
because up in heaven there's only myspace
and sometimes it gets really lonely
Counting the comments on his profile pictures
that He'd spend hours on end perfecting
While the angels would whine because they don't have girlfriends
he'd only be happy when he'd make it rain
Zebras would have swoopy bangs
Jesus would look exactly like Batman
He'd make people on a planet just to keep himself company
because up in heaven there's only myspace
and sometimes it gets really lonely
Counting the comments on his profile pictures
that He'd spend hours on end perfecting
While the angels would whine because they don't have girlfriends