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[potrashkin]

I could survive for 1 minute, 28 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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[badgerofdoom]

bullshit. you couldn't last that long chained to a bunk bed with a pomeranian

[triskelmoon]

snicker

[circeramone]

What about a Pomeranian-sized Velociraptor?

[badgerofdoom]

I want one!

I'll name him Buttons.

[circeramone]

I would have gone with something more Homer Simpson-esque. Like "Bitey".

[badgerofdoom]

Oh no. Name it Buttons, carry it around despite its wriggling and freaking out and try to pet him as your fingers get gnawed off and say, "This is Buttons. Isn't he the sweetest little kitty?" as you barely control the wincing in pain.