DAY #54
"Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh"
CAST: They say that this youth has set my Lady's heart aflame! His Lordship, sure, would die of shock His Lordship is a laughing-stock! Should he suspect her, God protect her! Shame! Shame! Shame! This faithless lady's bound for HADES! Shame! Shame! Shame!
CARLOTTA: Serafimo - your disguise is perfect. Who can this be?
PIANGI: Gentle wife, admit your loving husband.My love - I am called to England on affairs of State, and must leave you with your new maid. Though I'd happily take the maid with me.
CARLOTTA: The old fool is leaving! Serafimo - away with this pretence! You cannot speak, but kiss me in my husband's absence!
CAST: Poor fool, he makes me laugh! Haha,Haha...Time I tried to get a better better half!Poor fool, he doesn't know!Hoho, Hoho...If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!
PHANTOM: Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty?
MEG: He's here: the Phantom of the Opera...
CHRISTINE: It's him
CARLOTTA: Your part is silent, little toad!
PHANTOM: A toad, madame? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...