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It's me! It's me. It's the P-O Double T! Well, one T, and some letters after it, but you get the idea.
Anyway, guess who has a working computer!?!? If you said me, you'd be wrong. Haha. But my new housemate does, so while he was at work, I hooked it up to the internet and Voilá! Instant porn internet!
I guess this means now when I don't make an entry for a week I won't have an excuse.
Well, the latest and most exciting thing in my life is the four 14 year-olds that have a crush on me. It's so flattering. They keep coming through work dressed in weird and wonderful stuff, and ask me everytime what thy should where next time. If nothing else, it's a complete crack up. And they show the classic signs of little kids showing affection. I have one trying to hurt me with punches and scratches, one poking tounges at me, one trying to be mean in a I'm-only-fourteen-and-not-very-good-at-wisecracks kind of way, and one following me around like a little puppy.
You know what this means people? Yep! I have groupies. So don't mess with me coz you'll have to get through them first.
Anyway, guess who has a working computer!?!? If you said me, you'd be wrong. Haha. But my new housemate does, so while he was at work, I hooked it up to the internet and Voilá! Instant porn internet!
I guess this means now when I don't make an entry for a week I won't have an excuse.
Well, the latest and most exciting thing in my life is the four 14 year-olds that have a crush on me. It's so flattering. They keep coming through work dressed in weird and wonderful stuff, and ask me everytime what thy should where next time. If nothing else, it's a complete crack up. And they show the classic signs of little kids showing affection. I have one trying to hurt me with punches and scratches, one poking tounges at me, one trying to be mean in a I'm-only-fourteen-and-not-very-good-at-wisecracks kind of way, and one following me around like a little puppy.
You know what this means people? Yep! I have groupies. So don't mess with me coz you'll have to get through them first.