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It's been a while since I wrote typed anything in this journally thing. It's been a mixture of unmatched laziness and an excessive amount of alcohol taking up my spare time. Which incidently, I think is a great way to get fit.
First, I throw everything up = I lose weight
Next, I can't eat for 24 hours = I lose weight
Finally, I dry heave constantly all day = tummy muscle work-out
Before, I thought I had something to say. Now that I finally get here, I dunno.
Just a website I cam across today that I thought was quite humorous: Pets or Food.
I was drving along today behind this woman that was going far too slow at the time, and had a ding in her back fender. Most probably for going far too slow in the past. Well, I noticed a bumper sticker on her car. It said "Girls can do anything". It should have had a footnote that said "Except drive".
Well, screw it. I'm going home. I know as soon as I leave, I'll remember what I was gonna write here. Nevermind. I'm sure the world will continue to turn. If it doesn't, blame me
First, I throw everything up = I lose weight
Next, I can't eat for 24 hours = I lose weight
Finally, I dry heave constantly all day = tummy muscle work-out
Before, I thought I had something to say. Now that I finally get here, I dunno.
Just a website I cam across today that I thought was quite humorous: Pets or Food.
I was drving along today behind this woman that was going far too slow at the time, and had a ding in her back fender. Most probably for going far too slow in the past. Well, I noticed a bumper sticker on her car. It said "Girls can do anything". It should have had a footnote that said "Except drive".
Well, screw it. I'm going home. I know as soon as I leave, I'll remember what I was gonna write here. Nevermind. I'm sure the world will continue to turn. If it doesn't, blame me