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potions_master

And then there was light.

May 18, 2002 04:37

Or rather, there was the first entry. And the computer gods saw that it was good ( Read more... )

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potterstinks May 17 2002, 23:46:36 UTC

Professor Snape,

I knew there was something wrong with the Hufflepuffs! I'm sure they've all been tainted by their Head of House, the evil temptress Sprout. I'll keep my eye out for anything suspicious. Well-spotted as always, Professor. You are truly a man of brilliance.

Draco Malfoy

Down with cruelty!!! Pass this on!!! ^_^ pinkstarsgirlie May 21 2002, 14:13:08 UTC

Hello!!! This is Lavender Brown, chairman of the LTF Love The Froggies! club ^_^ As we all know, Trevor has been murdered yesterday by Draco Malfoy who is a mean, horrible boy. Although Professor Trelawney did predict his death accurately, like she always does, it is still very sad :~c So I would like everyone to join in this campaign and pass on this banner to help stop cruelty to froggies! The crystal ball says today is a good day for a good deed! The good deed will bless you with good karma!! ^_~

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potions_master May 21 2002, 16:38:02 UTC

Miss Brown,

While I appreciate the sentiment, I do not take kindly to "spamming" other journals. Let me give you some advice. Most people do not care to have petitions and causes appear in their inboxes or their journals. Instead of winning people over to your cause, you are in fact, alienating them.

I believe that we shall concentrate on wart-removing potions next week. One of the main ingredients is, of course, hearts of toads...fresh ones.

-Professor Snape