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[potions_master]

My, my, you certainly all are a busy lot these days. Hooch is being followed around by a strange little ape-man whom I am given to understand is somehow genetically connected to her, a revelation I find somewhat disturbing. Ronald Weasley is still an idiot, and Finnigan's girlish charm continues to endear him to all he meets. And while

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[lupercus]

Now Severus, I have it on excellent authority that you yourself was once a teenage boy. Certainly you recall what it was like.

[potions_master]

Judging from your taunting of the students, Lupin, you have never left adolescence yourself. I'll take your word for it.

[lupercus]

Haven't you heard the new jingle on the WWN, Severus?

I don't want to grow up, I'm a Zonko's kid.

[potions_master]

My wireless is broken.

[potterstinks]

Have you any extra copper wool, Professor?

[potions_master]

Five points to Slytherin, Mr. Malfoy, because I feel like it.