Long Time No See
Sorry that I've been so anti-social lately. I've been keeping my comments, and I intended to reply to all of them ... one day. And what brings me back to online-society today?, you may ask. Well, a couple of odd dreams and a meme.
I won't go into deep detail over my dreams - mainly because I can't recall a lot of detail - only the strangeness of them all. Like how two nights in a row, I dream about Fannie. One night, I go to bed after watching Losing Chase. Do I dream about Helen? No, I dream that I'm watching Gunsmoke and that Fannie is playing Miss Kitty (displaying lots of cleavage and cute freckles). The next night, I go to bed after watching Gunsmoke. Do I dream about Matt & Kitty? No, I dream about discovering this movie starring Fannie when she was younger. Did I mind the contradictions? Nope - I still got a lot of boobie shots.
Last night, I had a dream that I was hanging out with Ellen DeGeneres like we were old friends, and I ask her why she never tried to kiss me. Then I tell her that I want her to kiss me, and I tease her about it until she gives in. Sad thing, I didn't get to make out with her. Somehow the dream changed it's mind and it was all about some publicity stunt between Oprah and Gayle making out on Oprah's show. I don't even watch Oprah.
And with all that said ...
... it's meme time ...
Taken from tayryn
Celebrity Sex Meme
1. List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag five people! (nah... do it if you want...)
5. Fannie Flagg
I suppose the show that made me lust for her was Match Game - even though I had already loved her for years as an author.
4. James Arness
Well, Gunsmoke got me hooked - LOL - what else? But it was his height and his hair and his eyes that killed me. He's 6'7" for crying out loud! I needs me some tall man in my life. And that dark, wavy hair of his - can you imagine how soft it would feel? *sigh* And those eyes ... OK ... if I keep going we won't get to the next person.
3. Amanda Blake
Believe it or not, it was Match Game that awoken my lust for Amanda. I had been a fan of Gunsmoke as a child - watching all those old westerns with my grandmother. As I got older, I even watched it on TVLand every morning while I was getting ready for work. You know me - gotta love a feisty, independent woman. Plus you know how I like my redheads, but surprisingly, it wasn't until I saw her as a panelist on Match Game that I fell into lust with her. It was something about her laugh.
2. Helen Mirren
To quote Jack Black, "Helen Mirren, you are the hots!" Wait, did he say that or was that just in my head? Anyway, my lust for Helen Mirren started when I saw the film Calendar Girls. As a matter of fact, the above screencap is from the exact moment in the film that I fell into lust with her. I wanted to grope her right then and there!
1. Alan Rickman
Seeing as I saw Truly, Madly, Deeply and An Awfully Big Adventure within the same weekend - they get equal credit for making me lust after Alan. It was TMD that first proved that Alan's voice can turn me into a puddle. It was AABA that made me want to seal the deal. The icon says it all ...
I won't go into deep detail over my dreams - mainly because I can't recall a lot of detail - only the strangeness of them all. Like how two nights in a row, I dream about Fannie. One night, I go to bed after watching Losing Chase. Do I dream about Helen? No, I dream that I'm watching Gunsmoke and that Fannie is playing Miss Kitty (displaying lots of cleavage and cute freckles). The next night, I go to bed after watching Gunsmoke. Do I dream about Matt & Kitty? No, I dream about discovering this movie starring Fannie when she was younger. Did I mind the contradictions? Nope - I still got a lot of boobie shots.
Last night, I had a dream that I was hanging out with Ellen DeGeneres like we were old friends, and I ask her why she never tried to kiss me. Then I tell her that I want her to kiss me, and I tease her about it until she gives in. Sad thing, I didn't get to make out with her. Somehow the dream changed it's mind and it was all about some publicity stunt between Oprah and Gayle making out on Oprah's show. I don't even watch Oprah.
And with all that said ...
... it's meme time ...
Taken from tayryn
Celebrity Sex Meme
1. List 5 celebrities you would have sex with without even asking questions.
2. Put all of them IN ORDER of your lust for them. (5 - 1, 1 is the hottest.)
3. Say which movie/show/thing it was that hooked you.
4. Supply photos for said people.
5. Tag five people! (nah... do it if you want...)
5. Fannie Flagg
I suppose the show that made me lust for her was Match Game - even though I had already loved her for years as an author.
4. James Arness
Well, Gunsmoke got me hooked - LOL - what else? But it was his height and his hair and his eyes that killed me. He's 6'7" for crying out loud! I needs me some tall man in my life. And that dark, wavy hair of his - can you imagine how soft it would feel? *sigh* And those eyes ... OK ... if I keep going we won't get to the next person.
3. Amanda Blake
Believe it or not, it was Match Game that awoken my lust for Amanda. I had been a fan of Gunsmoke as a child - watching all those old westerns with my grandmother. As I got older, I even watched it on TVLand every morning while I was getting ready for work. You know me - gotta love a feisty, independent woman. Plus you know how I like my redheads, but surprisingly, it wasn't until I saw her as a panelist on Match Game that I fell into lust with her. It was something about her laugh.
2. Helen Mirren
To quote Jack Black, "Helen Mirren, you are the hots!" Wait, did he say that or was that just in my head? Anyway, my lust for Helen Mirren started when I saw the film Calendar Girls. As a matter of fact, the above screencap is from the exact moment in the film that I fell into lust with her. I wanted to grope her right then and there!
1. Alan Rickman
Seeing as I saw Truly, Madly, Deeply and An Awfully Big Adventure within the same weekend - they get equal credit for making me lust after Alan. It was TMD that first proved that Alan's voice can turn me into a puddle. It was AABA that made me want to seal the deal. The icon says it all ...