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I told my brother that if he ran outside with his bare feet in the snow he'll never get sick again. He believed me.
4-6 inches tonight. Mother Earth would like to thank the Academy.
A trip to the Bronx on Saturday has resulted in
1 head cold
2 potted cactuses
1 overpriced book
1 rediscovered interest in vegetable gardening.
A trip to Ithaca on Monday consisted of
2 melted hearts
3 awesome meals
1 bottle of sangria
1 bottle of wine
1 drunken mother
1 bridget jones movie
2 hitchhikers to Texas
A trip to Binghamton on Tuesday has resulted in
1 hour of lower back pain
1 hard impression
2 long faces
3 unsuccessful diner stops
And I still can't make a decision.
Transfering colleges is one of those things, my mother tells me, that results from fucking up in high school. Granted, I suppose. And taken with a grain of salt. That must mean I really don't care in my case. I told her, "So I did my time. Fuck it." and she agreed. I went home and smoked a bowl. The end.
More Maggie and Mom adventures coming soon.
4-6 inches tonight. Mother Earth would like to thank the Academy.
A trip to the Bronx on Saturday has resulted in
1 head cold
2 potted cactuses
1 overpriced book
1 rediscovered interest in vegetable gardening.
A trip to Ithaca on Monday consisted of
2 melted hearts
3 awesome meals
1 bottle of sangria
1 bottle of wine
1 drunken mother
1 bridget jones movie
2 hitchhikers to Texas
A trip to Binghamton on Tuesday has resulted in
1 hour of lower back pain
1 hard impression
2 long faces
3 unsuccessful diner stops
And I still can't make a decision.
Transfering colleges is one of those things, my mother tells me, that results from fucking up in high school. Granted, I suppose. And taken with a grain of salt. That must mean I really don't care in my case. I told her, "So I did my time. Fuck it." and she agreed. I went home and smoked a bowl. The end.
More Maggie and Mom adventures coming soon.