If your well fed thank God...then ...Thank a Farmer
this has been a summer of learning......so far
I have found out many things about myself and life these past few weeks...let me ramble for a moment about them
1)My cousin Jimmy cannot drive....no matter how hard he tries we always almost die
2) jus cuz pawpaw says you can have this whiskey if you mow the rest of the hay....doesnt mean drive the tractor and mow the hay drunk
3)jus cause an opening part of Mammoth Cave is on your property in the woods.....doesnt make it ur cave...and you cant drink there...its illegal
4)drinkin in your yard and passin out in your grandmas empty pool DOES NOT = Amanda dont you touch that alcohol in fact it is completely the opp.
5) when your friend says "Hey manda lets smoke this funk and go kill that damn turkey in the yard" DONT DO IT! good job lookin out Heather you could have lost a friend and a husband
6) when you are on a tractor drunk and you make a wide turn you will tear up the fence....and you will get caught....
7) dont ever, EVER listen to your lil brother when he says "Dont worry sissy,...its dead" yea...its not
8) LOL...OMG ...Jus cuz you have a badge that says...
"I'm Jeff Staples Official Junior Deputy" Does not necessarily make it as official as it sounds...and when your drunk at Raiders Inn at about 1:00 in the afternoon and you tell a Hart co sheriff that your gonna make an arrest and try to borrow their handcuffs...they wont believe you and will take you home...lol even if you road there on a wagon drove by your pawpaw...they dont care...they will tell your mother...lol...and then Tweddie (the officer) will hang out and have a piece of your moms pie..lol
9) eventually your nanny will accept that beer is a food group in your world
and finally 10) never watch Blair Witch in Northtown where half the ppl are stoned and half are drunk, at night...when its stormin..the lights will go out, and your friends will all grow balls and say ..."Hey lets go find that thing that lives in the woods" and your balls (every inch that you ever hoped to have) will shrival up and fall off....cuz you aint goin in those woods...and when they come runnin back to the house screamin...you will laugh until you pee on yourself :( ...but it will be worth it
Damn do I really wanna go back to western...shit is startin to get good...lol...I have really understood how much I miss here when I'm gone....the fun, the fields...I have set so much damn bacca and cut so much hay I dunno if I even know how to get back to BG...lol...ahhh how i have missed these ppl and this bullshit they call farmin