Ren [Mary-You #5]
I don't often like to report multiple fics from the same author. It sort of makes me feel like I'm picking on them... but when you write shit like this you need to get picked on.
YouJack #5.
TITLE: Broken Promises
CULPRIT: Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow77845
SUMMARY: "Jack&You fic. you and Jack were childhood friends then became boyfriend and girlfriend. but then he ran off. And you guys don't even recunise eachother. Takes place during the movie. FINISHED"
BEST LINE: Take your pick. You can have insanely hilarious descriptions of things or comically misquoted dialogue. There's something for everyone.
THE VERDICT
It's a short drop and a sudden stop for you.
NAME: Ren
EYES: Don't know.
HAIR: Don't care.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: I guess any that you have.
OH SO SPESHUL POSSESSIONS: none
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE ORIGIN: Is impossibly Elizabeth's younger sister who grew up with Jack.
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE CANON CONNECTIONS/AFFILIATIONS: Jack's one true love. Elizabeth's sister. Anamaria's bestest friend.
SOOPER SPESHUL ABILITIES: Somehow having grown up together with a man more than twenty years her senior.
THE "PLOT": Well, this whole fic is pretty much a bad transcription of the movie with "you" thrown in. The first one and a half chapters are the only "original" content. In which you and Jack are together and then he leaves you and you get a job at some tavern adn are abused by your boss. Then you join Anamaria when she joins up with Jack. The rest is just you tagging along behind the main characters in the movie, reacting stupidly to their lines, stealing some for yourself, and replacing people in key scenes. For instance, instead of Will bandaging Elizabeth's hand it's you, because the author decided that would be the perfect place for some girl-talk. Instead of Elizabeth getting Jack drunk on the island, it's you at Elizabeth's behest, even though since you and Jack are supposedly so in love I would wonder why you couldn't come up with a better way to distract him then doing exactly what Elizabeth did, but whatever. It goes on in this incredibly galling manner until the very end when everyone's back in Port Royal and it's revealed that you are actually Governor Swann's daughter that he gave up for adoption to pirates or something. It really just doesn't make any sense. Then you shoehorn yourself into Jack's rescue and slap Anamaria just because you can. The only thing good about this fic is that in one of the chapters the author refers to Governor Swann in the narrative as "G-Swann." So I amused myself by imagining his life as a hardcore gangster rapper.
NOTES: This author depresses me with the sheer scope of her badness.
EXCERPT:
*sigh* This crap again.
You were sitting with your lover Jack Sparrow kissing in the grass.
“Jack it’s so lovely here.” You said
“I know it is.” Said Jack
“But you know darling I’m going to leave tomorrow.” Said Jack
“Jack you can’t promise me just promise me you will never leave me.” You said
Jack just sighed.
“Ok I promise.” Said Jack then you went back to your kissing
A couple of days later you woke up to the sweet smell of roses. When you got up there were roses all over your room and a note on you nightstand
Dear _______
I am sorry my love I know I promised not to leave you but it’s really importuned. I shall return one day. I will never love any other women like I loved you. Please don’t cry when you get this.
Your love Jack sparrow
You couldn’t help it you started sobbing. You ran to your jewelry box and opened it. You took a dolphin necklace that Jack gave you and it said love on it with diamonds. You put on your neck and promised your self never to take it off. You loved Jack but then you hated him for breaking your promise. A couple of years have passed by and you moved to Tortuga. You changed your name to Ren and you have a happy life there. You have new friends and a job. But your boss is horrible to you. He beats you hits you whenever you did something wrong or made a mistake.
You hoped to get a letter from Jack soon saying he would come rescue you. But it never came. So you just staid in Tortuga.
The senselessly altered transcription of the movie begins.
You were cleaning off the tables for your boss. But then you here your best friend AnaMaria calls your name.
“Hey lass Rick wants ye.” Said Ana Rick is your abusive boss.
“Oh great what did I do now?” You asked your self
You walked over to Rick he had his arms crossed.
“You wanted to see me Rick?” you asked
“Yes I wanted ta see ye. Why weren’t ye serving drinks.” Asked Rick
“Umm I- I -I.” But Ana cut you off
“It was me fault Rick I told her I would do tha’ fer ‘er and she could clean the tables.” Said Ana trying to explain
“Well ye got off the hook this time Ren but if I ever catch not doin yer job again then ye’ll be punished.” Said Rick. He walked off and you just stared at Ana.
“Ye shouldn’t of done that ye know.” You said
“Eh well ye deserved it anyway.” Said Ana
“Hey lass I got good news. Ye remember that pirate who stool our a long time ago?” she asked
“Aye.” You said
“Well it seems like he’s looking for a crew. He’s leaving today if ye want ta come.” Said Ana
“Oh gosh thank ye Ana.” You said you hugged your friend and you two snuck on the Interceptor. You’re a pirate now ever since Jack left you.
On the Interceptor:
“Feast your eyes captain all of them faithful hands before the mast and crazy enough to boot.” You heard Gibbs say.
But you didn’t here what else they were saying cause you started whispering to Ana.
“What are we doing here anyway?” you whispered
“Just go with it lass.” She whispered back
“And what’s the benefit for us!!!” Ana yelled
You saw Jack walk over to Ana and he took off her hat.
“AnaMaria” said Jack then Ana just slapped Jack right in the face.
“Ouch that’s really got to hurt.” You said
“And I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either.” Said Will
“No that one I deserved.” Said Jack. You saw Ana nod her head in agreement.
“You stole our boat!” said Ana
“Actually-“but Ana cuts him off by slapping him again.
“Ouch!” you said
“Borrowed, borrowed with out ye permission. But every intention of giving it back to ye.” Said Jack. He looked at you and smiled. You smiled back.
`He looks familiar.” You thought to your self
“You’ll get a better one.” Said Will
“A better one.” Jack repeated
Then you pointed your finger at Jack.
“We will.” You said
“That one.” Said Will as he pints at a ship
“That one!?!?!?!?!?!?” asked Jack in shock
“Aye that one what’s say you?” Asked Jack
“AYE!!” you and the crew yelled. You saw Ana take her hat away from Jack.
“Umm lass!” said Jack to you.
“Aye!” you asked
“You look familiar have I met ye befer?” he asked you
“Umm no sorry captain got the wrong girl.” You said you started to walk away
“I think.” You said quietly to your self
“No, no, no, no it’s frightful back luck having women on bored sir.” Said Gibbs
“It’d far worse not have them.” Said Jack
This makes no sense whatsoever.
Jack wakes up the next morning and sees that your not with him.
“Where is she!!!” Jack yells
“Don’t worry the governor wanted to talk to her.” Said one of the guards.
In the court:
“You look just like her.” Said G-Swann
“Like who?” you asked angrily
“You’re mother.” He said
“How would ye know?’ you asked
“Because she was my wife.” Said G-Swann. Then you gasped.
“No that’s true it’s lies.” You said
“let me start from the beginning,” said G-Swann
“Father.” Said Elizabeth
“Elizabeth............” he warned her.
“Well when you were young your mother was very sick she died giving birth to you.” Said G-Swann
“But I don’t understand I used to play with Jack when we were little and my father-my adapted father as you claim became a pirate and-“but he cut you
“I gave you to him because I thought it would be the best for you I never knew he would because a pirate. You are my daughter and will not just sit around here and watch you get hung. I gave you to him when you were 3 months old. I didn’t know what to do.” Said G-Swann
“What about Elizabeth why didn’t ye give her up?” you asked still angry
“You wouldn’t understand. Now I agree not to hang you but you have to learn proper manners and wear dresses and corsets.” Said G-Swann
“C-Can I at least see Jack?” you asked him
“All right but only for 10 minutes.” Said G-Swann
In the cell:
The guards left so you and Jack could be alone.
“Jack?’ you asked
“Ello love come to get me out?’ asked Jack
“Well yes and no.” you said
“You going to be hung tomorrow Jack.” You said
“I see.” Said Jack “What about ye?” he asked
“Well I found out I am the governors daughter.” You said Jack’s eyes grew wide.
“Really?” he asked
“Aye.” You said
“Wow.” Said Jack
“I know.” You said
“I love you Jack.” You said
“I love ye to darling.” He said
“Never forget me?” he asked
“How could I?” you asked
you start o grab his hands but then you move away.
“What’s wrong?” he asked
“Your hands are cold.” You said
“Well it’s not very worm in a cell darling.” Said Jack
“10 minutes are up miss Swann.” Said Norrington. You almost gagged for hearing you name being called miss Swann.
“I love you.” You said to Jack
“I love ye too.” He said then you walked out of the cell.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
Yay only one more chapter left woohoo.
*cries*
The next morning was Jack’s hanging you were getting ready but you weren’t sure you wanted to go. Then you heard a knock at the door of your room.
“Come in.” you said
“(You) can I talk to you?’ asked Elizabeth
“Umm sure I guess.” You said
“Are you going?’ she asked
“I don’t know.” You said
“(You) he would want you to go wouldn’t he?” she asked
“Aye. I-I mean yes.” You said as you try to watch your slag
“Then you should go it would be for the best. You know it would be kinda nice to have a younger sister around here to talk to.” She said
“Yeah it would be nice.” you said
“Well were leaving right now. I know the dresses will have to get getting used to.” she said as she saw you itch your back.
“Well father is waiting out side if you want to go.” Said Elizabeth
“Ok I’ll go.” You said
At the hanging:
“Jack Sparrow.” Said the official
“Captain it’s captain Jack Sparrow.” Jack mumbled to my self
He looked around for the girl but he only saw the whelp and Elizabeth. Then (you) came out. She was wearing a dress.
“This is wrong.” Said Elizabeth. You looked at her in agreement.
“Commodore Norrington is bound by the law as are we all.” Said G-Swann
Then you see will walk up to you and Elizabeth.
“Govener Swann. Norrington, (You) I’m sorry.” Said Will you nodded in thanks.
`What the- was I polite for once gees these people is a bad influence.’ You thought to your self.
“Elizabeth. I should’ve told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you.” Said Will you and Elizabeth looked at each other and smiled,
You see Will move out to the crowd. You hear Elizabeth say:
“I can’t breath.” Then she falls down.
“Elizabeth.” said G-Swann
Then you a sword that was leaning on the corner and you went out to the crowd as well.
“(You)!!” yelled Norrington
“Move!!” shouted Will into the crowd.
You see Jack fall and you start to panic but then Will throws his sword into the wood and Jack’s feet land on it. You and Will walk up to the Noose. You cut Jack free with your sword and he falls and so do you.
“Jack are you allright?” you asked
“Of course pet.” Then he takes his rope and hands the other end to Will and they trip the offenses.
“Show offs.” You mumbled to your self. Then you started fighting one of the guards.
You, Jack and Will fight all the way up to the tower and then you are trapped by Norrington’s men.
“I thought we might have to endure some manner of ill-conceived escape but not from you.” Said Norrington
“When we returned to Port Royal I granted you clemency and this how you thank me? By joining him he’s a pirate.” Said G-Swann
“Uh so am I” you said
“And there good people. If all I have achieved is that the hangman will earn three pears of boots instead of then be it at least my conjuncts will be clear.” Said Will
“You forget your place Turner.” Said Norrington
“It’s right here between you, Jack and (You).” Said Will
“As is mine.” Said Elizabeth as she went next to Will
“Elizabeth. Lower your weapons for god sake put them down.” Said G-Swann
“So this is where your heart truly lies then?” asked Norrington
“It is.” Said Elizabeth
You and Jack see Cotton’s Parrot.
`Boy when I see Anna I’m going to slap her.’ You thought to your self.
“Well I’m feeling rather good about this.” Said Jack when he moved next to G-Swann
“I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place eh?” asked to G-Swann
“I want you to know I was rooting for you mate.” Said Jack. To Norrington
“Elizabeth it would’ve never worked between us darling. I-I’m sorry.” Said Jack.
“Will. Nice hat.” Said Jack.
You and Jack were about to go but then you went over to Elizabeth.
“Should I leave?” you asked
“Go you belong to the sea.” Said Elizabeth. You and hugged and you went over to Jack,
“I’ll be back Elizabeth.” You said
“Gents this is the day you’ll all-“but then you both fall off.
“Idiots they have no where else to go but back to the noose.” Said Gillette
“Sail ho!!!!” you and Jack heard Gibbs yell. They pulled down a rope.
“Hold on tight love.” Said Jack. And you both went up to the ship.
“I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.” Said Jack to Gibbs
“Well we figured they were more like guidelines.” Said Gibbs then he helped Jack up and Anna helped you up but then you slapped her.
“Ow blood ‘ell what was that fer?” she asked
“that was for leaving me and Jack.” You said
Then you gave her a hug.
“What was that for?”
“That was for coming back.” You said
“Well glad to see were still friends.” She said then she gave you Jack’s jacket.
“Jack Sparrow.” You said
“HMM?” he asked
“The Black Pearl is yours.” You said as you gave him is jacket
“No your mine.” He said then he kissed you on the forehead and he went to the wheel
“On deck you dogs get to work!!” Jack yelled he put you infront of him and steered the wheel with you.
“No darling bring me that horizon.” He said to you
“Da, da, da, da, da. And really bad eggs.” He sang
“Drink up me hardies yo ho!” you both sang together and you and Jack sailed into the sunset and you both lived happily ever after.
The End
YouJack #5.
TITLE: Broken Promises
CULPRIT: Mrs. Captain Jack Sparrow77845
SUMMARY: "Jack&You fic. you and Jack were childhood friends then became boyfriend and girlfriend. but then he ran off. And you guys don't even recunise eachother. Takes place during the movie. FINISHED"
BEST LINE: Take your pick. You can have insanely hilarious descriptions of things or comically misquoted dialogue. There's something for everyone.
THE VERDICT
It's a short drop and a sudden stop for you.
NAME: Ren
EYES: Don't know.
HAIR: Don't care.
DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: I guess any that you have.
OH SO SPESHUL POSSESSIONS: none
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE ORIGIN: Is impossibly Elizabeth's younger sister who grew up with Jack.
OBNOXIOUS AND/OR IMPLAUSIBLE CANON CONNECTIONS/AFFILIATIONS: Jack's one true love. Elizabeth's sister. Anamaria's bestest friend.
SOOPER SPESHUL ABILITIES: Somehow having grown up together with a man more than twenty years her senior.
THE "PLOT": Well, this whole fic is pretty much a bad transcription of the movie with "you" thrown in. The first one and a half chapters are the only "original" content. In which you and Jack are together and then he leaves you and you get a job at some tavern adn are abused by your boss. Then you join Anamaria when she joins up with Jack. The rest is just you tagging along behind the main characters in the movie, reacting stupidly to their lines, stealing some for yourself, and replacing people in key scenes. For instance, instead of Will bandaging Elizabeth's hand it's you, because the author decided that would be the perfect place for some girl-talk. Instead of Elizabeth getting Jack drunk on the island, it's you at Elizabeth's behest, even though since you and Jack are supposedly so in love I would wonder why you couldn't come up with a better way to distract him then doing exactly what Elizabeth did, but whatever. It goes on in this incredibly galling manner until the very end when everyone's back in Port Royal and it's revealed that you are actually Governor Swann's daughter that he gave up for adoption to pirates or something. It really just doesn't make any sense. Then you shoehorn yourself into Jack's rescue and slap Anamaria just because you can. The only thing good about this fic is that in one of the chapters the author refers to Governor Swann in the narrative as "G-Swann." So I amused myself by imagining his life as a hardcore gangster rapper.
NOTES: This author depresses me with the sheer scope of her badness.
EXCERPT:
*sigh* This crap again.
You were sitting with your lover Jack Sparrow kissing in the grass.
“Jack it’s so lovely here.” You said
“I know it is.” Said Jack
“But you know darling I’m going to leave tomorrow.” Said Jack
“Jack you can’t promise me just promise me you will never leave me.” You said
Jack just sighed.
“Ok I promise.” Said Jack then you went back to your kissing
A couple of days later you woke up to the sweet smell of roses. When you got up there were roses all over your room and a note on you nightstand
Dear _______
I am sorry my love I know I promised not to leave you but it’s really importuned. I shall return one day. I will never love any other women like I loved you. Please don’t cry when you get this.
Your love Jack sparrow
You couldn’t help it you started sobbing. You ran to your jewelry box and opened it. You took a dolphin necklace that Jack gave you and it said love on it with diamonds. You put on your neck and promised your self never to take it off. You loved Jack but then you hated him for breaking your promise. A couple of years have passed by and you moved to Tortuga. You changed your name to Ren and you have a happy life there. You have new friends and a job. But your boss is horrible to you. He beats you hits you whenever you did something wrong or made a mistake.
You hoped to get a letter from Jack soon saying he would come rescue you. But it never came. So you just staid in Tortuga.
The senselessly altered transcription of the movie begins.
You were cleaning off the tables for your boss. But then you here your best friend AnaMaria calls your name.
“Hey lass Rick wants ye.” Said Ana Rick is your abusive boss.
“Oh great what did I do now?” You asked your self
You walked over to Rick he had his arms crossed.
“You wanted to see me Rick?” you asked
“Yes I wanted ta see ye. Why weren’t ye serving drinks.” Asked Rick
“Umm I- I -I.” But Ana cut you off
“It was me fault Rick I told her I would do tha’ fer ‘er and she could clean the tables.” Said Ana trying to explain
“Well ye got off the hook this time Ren but if I ever catch not doin yer job again then ye’ll be punished.” Said Rick. He walked off and you just stared at Ana.
“Ye shouldn’t of done that ye know.” You said
“Eh well ye deserved it anyway.” Said Ana
“Hey lass I got good news. Ye remember that pirate who stool our a long time ago?” she asked
“Aye.” You said
“Well it seems like he’s looking for a crew. He’s leaving today if ye want ta come.” Said Ana
“Oh gosh thank ye Ana.” You said you hugged your friend and you two snuck on the Interceptor. You’re a pirate now ever since Jack left you.
On the Interceptor:
“Feast your eyes captain all of them faithful hands before the mast and crazy enough to boot.” You heard Gibbs say.
But you didn’t here what else they were saying cause you started whispering to Ana.
“What are we doing here anyway?” you whispered
“Just go with it lass.” She whispered back
“And what’s the benefit for us!!!” Ana yelled
You saw Jack walk over to Ana and he took off her hat.
“AnaMaria” said Jack then Ana just slapped Jack right in the face.
“Ouch that’s really got to hurt.” You said
“And I suppose you didn’t deserve that one either.” Said Will
“No that one I deserved.” Said Jack. You saw Ana nod her head in agreement.
“You stole our boat!” said Ana
“Actually-“but Ana cuts him off by slapping him again.
“Ouch!” you said
“Borrowed, borrowed with out ye permission. But every intention of giving it back to ye.” Said Jack. He looked at you and smiled. You smiled back.
`He looks familiar.” You thought to your self
“You’ll get a better one.” Said Will
“A better one.” Jack repeated
Then you pointed your finger at Jack.
“We will.” You said
“That one.” Said Will as he pints at a ship
“That one!?!?!?!?!?!?” asked Jack in shock
“Aye that one what’s say you?” Asked Jack
“AYE!!” you and the crew yelled. You saw Ana take her hat away from Jack.
“Umm lass!” said Jack to you.
“Aye!” you asked
“You look familiar have I met ye befer?” he asked you
“Umm no sorry captain got the wrong girl.” You said you started to walk away
“I think.” You said quietly to your self
“No, no, no, no it’s frightful back luck having women on bored sir.” Said Gibbs
“It’d far worse not have them.” Said Jack
This makes no sense whatsoever.
Jack wakes up the next morning and sees that your not with him.
“Where is she!!!” Jack yells
“Don’t worry the governor wanted to talk to her.” Said one of the guards.
In the court:
“You look just like her.” Said G-Swann
“Like who?” you asked angrily
“You’re mother.” He said
“How would ye know?’ you asked
“Because she was my wife.” Said G-Swann. Then you gasped.
“No that’s true it’s lies.” You said
“let me start from the beginning,” said G-Swann
“Father.” Said Elizabeth
“Elizabeth............” he warned her.
“Well when you were young your mother was very sick she died giving birth to you.” Said G-Swann
“But I don’t understand I used to play with Jack when we were little and my father-my adapted father as you claim became a pirate and-“but he cut you
“I gave you to him because I thought it would be the best for you I never knew he would because a pirate. You are my daughter and will not just sit around here and watch you get hung. I gave you to him when you were 3 months old. I didn’t know what to do.” Said G-Swann
“What about Elizabeth why didn’t ye give her up?” you asked still angry
“You wouldn’t understand. Now I agree not to hang you but you have to learn proper manners and wear dresses and corsets.” Said G-Swann
“C-Can I at least see Jack?” you asked him
“All right but only for 10 minutes.” Said G-Swann
In the cell:
The guards left so you and Jack could be alone.
“Jack?’ you asked
“Ello love come to get me out?’ asked Jack
“Well yes and no.” you said
“You going to be hung tomorrow Jack.” You said
“I see.” Said Jack “What about ye?” he asked
“Well I found out I am the governors daughter.” You said Jack’s eyes grew wide.
“Really?” he asked
“Aye.” You said
“Wow.” Said Jack
“I know.” You said
“I love you Jack.” You said
“I love ye to darling.” He said
“Never forget me?” he asked
“How could I?” you asked
you start o grab his hands but then you move away.
“What’s wrong?” he asked
“Your hands are cold.” You said
“Well it’s not very worm in a cell darling.” Said Jack
“10 minutes are up miss Swann.” Said Norrington. You almost gagged for hearing you name being called miss Swann.
“I love you.” You said to Jack
“I love ye too.” He said then you walked out of the cell.
* * * * * * * * * * * * *
Yay only one more chapter left woohoo.
*cries*
The next morning was Jack’s hanging you were getting ready but you weren’t sure you wanted to go. Then you heard a knock at the door of your room.
“Come in.” you said
“(You) can I talk to you?’ asked Elizabeth
“Umm sure I guess.” You said
“Are you going?’ she asked
“I don’t know.” You said
“(You) he would want you to go wouldn’t he?” she asked
“Aye. I-I mean yes.” You said as you try to watch your slag
“Then you should go it would be for the best. You know it would be kinda nice to have a younger sister around here to talk to.” She said
“Yeah it would be nice.” you said
“Well were leaving right now. I know the dresses will have to get getting used to.” she said as she saw you itch your back.
“Well father is waiting out side if you want to go.” Said Elizabeth
“Ok I’ll go.” You said
At the hanging:
“Jack Sparrow.” Said the official
“Captain it’s captain Jack Sparrow.” Jack mumbled to my self
He looked around for the girl but he only saw the whelp and Elizabeth. Then (you) came out. She was wearing a dress.
“This is wrong.” Said Elizabeth. You looked at her in agreement.
“Commodore Norrington is bound by the law as are we all.” Said G-Swann
Then you see will walk up to you and Elizabeth.
“Govener Swann. Norrington, (You) I’m sorry.” Said Will you nodded in thanks.
`What the- was I polite for once gees these people is a bad influence.’ You thought to your self.
“Elizabeth. I should’ve told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you.” Said Will you and Elizabeth looked at each other and smiled,
You see Will move out to the crowd. You hear Elizabeth say:
“I can’t breath.” Then she falls down.
“Elizabeth.” said G-Swann
Then you a sword that was leaning on the corner and you went out to the crowd as well.
“(You)!!” yelled Norrington
“Move!!” shouted Will into the crowd.
You see Jack fall and you start to panic but then Will throws his sword into the wood and Jack’s feet land on it. You and Will walk up to the Noose. You cut Jack free with your sword and he falls and so do you.
“Jack are you allright?” you asked
“Of course pet.” Then he takes his rope and hands the other end to Will and they trip the offenses.
“Show offs.” You mumbled to your self. Then you started fighting one of the guards.
You, Jack and Will fight all the way up to the tower and then you are trapped by Norrington’s men.
“I thought we might have to endure some manner of ill-conceived escape but not from you.” Said Norrington
“When we returned to Port Royal I granted you clemency and this how you thank me? By joining him he’s a pirate.” Said G-Swann
“Uh so am I” you said
“And there good people. If all I have achieved is that the hangman will earn three pears of boots instead of then be it at least my conjuncts will be clear.” Said Will
“You forget your place Turner.” Said Norrington
“It’s right here between you, Jack and (You).” Said Will
“As is mine.” Said Elizabeth as she went next to Will
“Elizabeth. Lower your weapons for god sake put them down.” Said G-Swann
“So this is where your heart truly lies then?” asked Norrington
“It is.” Said Elizabeth
You and Jack see Cotton’s Parrot.
`Boy when I see Anna I’m going to slap her.’ You thought to your self.
“Well I’m feeling rather good about this.” Said Jack when he moved next to G-Swann
“I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place eh?” asked to G-Swann
“I want you to know I was rooting for you mate.” Said Jack. To Norrington
“Elizabeth it would’ve never worked between us darling. I-I’m sorry.” Said Jack.
“Will. Nice hat.” Said Jack.
You and Jack were about to go but then you went over to Elizabeth.
“Should I leave?” you asked
“Go you belong to the sea.” Said Elizabeth. You and hugged and you went over to Jack,
“I’ll be back Elizabeth.” You said
“Gents this is the day you’ll all-“but then you both fall off.
“Idiots they have no where else to go but back to the noose.” Said Gillette
“Sail ho!!!!” you and Jack heard Gibbs yell. They pulled down a rope.
“Hold on tight love.” Said Jack. And you both went up to the ship.
“I thought you were supposed to keep to the code.” Said Jack to Gibbs
“Well we figured they were more like guidelines.” Said Gibbs then he helped Jack up and Anna helped you up but then you slapped her.
“Ow blood ‘ell what was that fer?” she asked
“that was for leaving me and Jack.” You said
Then you gave her a hug.
“What was that for?”
“That was for coming back.” You said
“Well glad to see were still friends.” She said then she gave you Jack’s jacket.
“Jack Sparrow.” You said
“HMM?” he asked
“The Black Pearl is yours.” You said as you gave him is jacket
“No your mine.” He said then he kissed you on the forehead and he went to the wheel
“On deck you dogs get to work!!” Jack yelled he put you infront of him and steered the wheel with you.
“No darling bring me that horizon.” He said to you
“Da, da, da, da, da. And really bad eggs.” He sang
“Drink up me hardies yo ho!” you both sang together and you and Jack sailed into the sunset and you both lived happily ever after.
The End