Alpha Jessie Iceflake

[potcsues]

A Star Trek/Pirates of the Caribbean crossover. Just when I think that PotC fic can't get any weirder. Though, it's actually fairly well written. Just, you know, weird.

TITLE: Jack Sparrow and Jessie Iceflake
CULPRIT: dracolovesginny
SUMMARY: "Captain Jack Sparrow has never met a woeman like Alpha Jessie Iceflake, the queen of theives. He comes

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[lady_jenna]

PLEZE READ

Danger! Danger! Abandon fic! Abandon fic!

It was done in a million braids, each braid held two different coloured beads

I bet if she undid all of those million braids and brushed her hair, she'd have an afro! How many afro!sues have we seen?

and light black Pirate boots

Light black? Hmm... Light black? Oh! You mean gray!

a sword, with a solid gold hilt

Yeah, sinky sinky...

I FIND IT HARD THAT YOU CAN JUDE MY CHARACTERS

I know a guy named Jude, and he takes offense at that statement...

[wolfychan]

Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad fic, and make it better...

sorry. Couldn't help it.

Anyway, I have this great scene in my head. A woman's just given birth, and the midwife takes the child out to show the father. "Congratulations, Mr. Iceflake. It's a healthy girl, and a lovely one too."

He beams down at his infant daughter. "What a little treasure. I shall name her... Alpha Jessie!"

[lady_jenna]

They named her Alpha Jessie because out of the pack of Jessies they had, she had the strongest smelling urine... (little known fact)

[windsong_moon]

At least it isnt Beta Jessie.

((Your scene is too good- I'm still giggling insanely))

[lady_jenna]

At least it isnt Beta Jessie.
It would be even crueller if there *was* a Beta Jessie
Alpha Jessie: I am a fierce female pirate with a sword with a gold hilt!
Beta Jessie:*pops out from behind her: Hi! I'm her stand-in! My sword's got a *silver* hilt!

[alaskan_blue]

I love the "Abandon Fic! Abandon Fic!" I'm using that the next time I run into a piece of shit on ff.net