Leah

[potcsues]

I'm going to begin a week of offspring!Sues tommorow today next Sue. So be ready for some of Jack and Random!Wench/Anamaria's many sons, a few of Will and Elizabeth's innumerable daughters, one or two of Jack's obnoxious illegitimate hellions, and maybe even the spawn of some other unfortunate canon character who must have cavorted with Satan

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[niav]

Which version? If it's the original, then Jack's in big trouble...

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[anonymous]

And if it's the Disney version, then she gets eaten by the eels!

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[geeksicle]

If his choice if life with Mary Sue or the blissful peace of eternal nothingness, I'm sure I know which way Jack would vote. For that matter, if it's a choice between life with Mary Sue and eternity in Hell, my vote goes the same way.

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[kijou]

He chooses Hell over the Sue...only to find...in Hell he is haunted by an army of Sues!

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[the_fire_dancer]

*imagines fire and brimstone raining down upon an armada of grinning Mary Sues*

You shouldn't elicit these kind of images. I have too vivid an imagination.

*whimpers*

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[niav]

In the original, the mermaid kills her human husband then turns into a foam/air thingy. There are lots of them presumably trying to get to Heaven - they said that every time someone is sad, their journey gets longer.

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[the_fire_dancer]

...they said that every time someone is sad, their journey gets longer.

I guess that's too bad for all the Angsty!Sues, huh? ;-)

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[genarti]

No, she doesn't kill her husband. Her sisters cut off all their hair and trade it to the sea witch for a sharp knife to give her; the deal is that if she kills her beloved (who's about to marry (or maybe has just married) a foreign princess) she can go back to being a mermaid with a voice. She hovers over his bed for a bit agonizing, and then at dawn she throws the knife into the sea and dives after it. And then she's turned into the foam/air thingy for her virtue and gets the chance to eventually earn a soul by being good in some way I don't remember.

Wow, I didn't realize I remembered all that.

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[niav]

Yep, just checked my copy and you're right. My memory's getting rusty.

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[anonymous]

nope she WANTS to kill him when he's got married with another woman (because he thinks she's the woman who rescued him, being the dumbass that he is) and is sleeping with her. But when she sees them lying in bed, all peacefull and stuff, she puts the knife down, kisses him gently ( rolls eyes) and dies. (well, she turns into foam and stuff, but what's the difference)