My face hurts.
I cannot concentrate.
I am unsure as to the exact cause of the pain, but it could have something to do with a cavity. Or two.
Little did I know that my wisdom tooth has been harboring a cavity of epic proportions for an indefinite amount of time. I was able to identify said culprit with my eye two eyes last week. I'm pretty sure NASA has been tracking it from space for some time now. Thanks for the heads up.
Oh, wisdom teeth. You have not lived up to your name. I gave you food. I gave you shelter. I didn't expect much from you. Just a little respect. And bragging rights.
NEVER. AGAIN.
I believe the second cavity to be located between two teeth on the opposite side of my mouth. This cannot be seen by the naked eye, only felt when trying to dine on delicious falafel covered in sesame seeds (now deemed mini-land-mines-for-your-mouth until I can see a dentist).
I have had dental insurance for a year, but have been scared to go to the dentist ever since I left my life-long dentist in 2002. I went twice while I was in Washington -- once for a cleaning and once to fill my first ever cavity. In 2005.
My wonderful teeth! Where have you gone? Fallen by the wayside. In a puddle of shit.
I can only hope and wish (and possibly even go so far as to pray) that my wisdom teeth are not impacted. They've graduated from puberty to early adulthood. How could the have possibly made it this far if impacted?