10 things i hate about you
mcdonalds customers:
1) when you order a salad or chicken sandwich you almost NEVER state if whether you want it crispy or grilled even though the menu clearly states that you must, and thus causing me to ask.
2) sometimes, you get confused when i ask "crispy or grilled?" and i have to flat out explain it to you.
3) when you ask me how much stuff costs even though you are STARING AT THE FUCKING MENU. (people in drive-thru get bonus points for this, because then i have to walk al the way around teh store and look at it myself to check for you.)
4) when parents bitch about us being out of a certian happy meal toy because they're kid wants the red car, not a blue one or some equal shit.
5) when you order a combo, and never state what fucking drink you want, thus causing me to ask.
6) when you order a combo, we automatically ring you up a regular size one. but then after ordering 17 combos or every single one of your mexican children, at the last minute, you decide you want to supersize them. NOTE TO YOU: if you want it supersized, say so immediately. because the medium button and the large button are completely seperate. so when you want to upsize your entire order at the laast second, i have to back and erase EVERY FUCKING THING FROM THE SCREEN and re-ring up your entire order as large. then the people in the back get pissed at me because they already made your medium drinks and fries.
7) usually during the day, we have about 3 or 4 people on driv-thru and 3 or 4 on grill, which is why your food can get out in uner 90 seconds. but at 11 o clock at night, its me all by my lonesome taking orders, on ONE REGISTER (daytime, we have two), collecting money, making drinks, making ice cream, bagging food, and handing it out. and also, there's is only one person on grill making every single thing you order. also at night, its seems EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN CRUCES FEELS LIEK HAVING A HEART ATTACK TONIGHT and i ofetn will have cars lined up around the building. and then people drive up and yell at me and give me dirty looks because it took about 5 minutes to get their food out. WELL, EXCUUUUUSE ME.
8) when people order happy meals for their kids in the back seat at 11, 12, 1 in the middle of the fucking night. because...just....no.
9) when every single fucking car used to order ice cream at 12 am in the middle of fucking winter. it is 27 degress outside, people.
10) when people try to order breakfast at 11 pm. *palmfist*
treinta segundos a martes es mi amor.
1) when you order a salad or chicken sandwich you almost NEVER state if whether you want it crispy or grilled even though the menu clearly states that you must, and thus causing me to ask.
2) sometimes, you get confused when i ask "crispy or grilled?" and i have to flat out explain it to you.
3) when you ask me how much stuff costs even though you are STARING AT THE FUCKING MENU. (people in drive-thru get bonus points for this, because then i have to walk al the way around teh store and look at it myself to check for you.)
4) when parents bitch about us being out of a certian happy meal toy because they're kid wants the red car, not a blue one or some equal shit.
5) when you order a combo, and never state what fucking drink you want, thus causing me to ask.
6) when you order a combo, we automatically ring you up a regular size one. but then after ordering 17 combos or every single one of your mexican children, at the last minute, you decide you want to supersize them. NOTE TO YOU: if you want it supersized, say so immediately. because the medium button and the large button are completely seperate. so when you want to upsize your entire order at the laast second, i have to back and erase EVERY FUCKING THING FROM THE SCREEN and re-ring up your entire order as large. then the people in the back get pissed at me because they already made your medium drinks and fries.
7) usually during the day, we have about 3 or 4 people on driv-thru and 3 or 4 on grill, which is why your food can get out in uner 90 seconds. but at 11 o clock at night, its me all by my lonesome taking orders, on ONE REGISTER (daytime, we have two), collecting money, making drinks, making ice cream, bagging food, and handing it out. and also, there's is only one person on grill making every single thing you order. also at night, its seems EVERY FUCKING PERSON IN CRUCES FEELS LIEK HAVING A HEART ATTACK TONIGHT and i ofetn will have cars lined up around the building. and then people drive up and yell at me and give me dirty looks because it took about 5 minutes to get their food out. WELL, EXCUUUUUSE ME.
8) when people order happy meals for their kids in the back seat at 11, 12, 1 in the middle of the fucking night. because...just....no.
9) when every single fucking car used to order ice cream at 12 am in the middle of fucking winter. it is 27 degress outside, people.
10) when people try to order breakfast at 11 pm. *palmfist*
treinta segundos a martes es mi amor.