moar thoughts on Deathly Hallows

Nov 21, 2010 23:50

I'm sitting on my couch and Half Blood Prince is on HBO. Hell yeah! It's at the part where Ginny ~seductively~ ties Harry's shoe. Goddamn, I hate this bitch so hard. In the movie, at least. Book!Ginny is a total BAMF who knew what she wanted and just ran up and kissed Harry. Movie!Ginny is as wooden as a cardboard box and also ~seductively~ asks boys to zip up her dress. (WHY WEREN'T YOU WEARING A BRA, GINNY? YOU HUSSY.) I am in total awe in the lack of chemistry between her and Harry. It is astounding. Is that why they were trying to make Harry and Hermione happen in Deathly Hallows?

HARRY AND HERMIONE AREN'T GOING TO HAPPEN, STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN. I heard about the random dance scene between the two before the film came out and dreaded it, but I was presently surprised at how it worked. Lol, you so awkward, Harry. Never change. I really do wish they would have kept the conversation between him and Ron about how he only ever thinks of Hermione as a sister. If I didn't already know better, I would probably be picking up major sexytime vibes. Do not want.

Speaking of sexytimes, who was the main snatcher guy? He could snatch me anytime, if yaknowwhatimsayin. Annie thought he looked like Davey Havok.



I see it, I suppose. Oh, wanna see something fucked up? This is what the actor looks like in real life without costume. False advertising or what? Damn.



Shit damn, Deathly Hallows was full of all kinds of sexiness, no? Ron, Harry, Cormac, Neville, Draco, Snatcher Guy. They could all get it. And I saw you there Luscious Malfoy, with your five o'clock shadow. Heeeyyyyy.

I still can't believe was amazing the movie was, all together. I've read other people's reviews online and I guess a lot of people were upset about the "sudden" and unexplained appearance of the mirror. Another big complaint I'm seeing is the fact that now we have Grindlewald betraying Dumbledore and telling where the elder wand is. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! If you want to know about the mirror, then you should have read the book. :p

Looking back, I think it was the little moments that really put it over the top for me. All of Ron's looks at Hermione, Hermione's "o...kay" face when Ron wanted to vote, Harry's fistpump of excitement when she agreed to go to Godric's hollow are among my favorites. Actually, I noticed a lot of peeps on the Internet were complaining that it had too much humor and that it took them out of the moment. Well, those people NEED TO SHUT THEIR FILTHY SQUIB MOUTHS, THAT'S WHAT. 

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