please hire me as an interior decorator
Ok, so Acting Class, we're doing this other mini-movie thing of retardedness and I don't want to it and blah blah blah, but this time we are doing at our instructor's house. I have never felt so poor in my life.
Oh my God, his house is so hilarious. Everything looks very expensive, but its gaudy and tacky as hell. I think my favorite part is his big ass, giant double front doors that are made completely out of wood and that have a huge "M" carved into it. Or maybe is the 5 x 10 foot creeptastic portrait painting of his grandchildren(?) OR MAYBE the the dinning room that has a mirror on the ceiling and a chandelier. I can't choose.
The instructor fool is actually out of town this month because he's like, producing some play in New York or something, so the guy who I thought was the TA but recently just found out is the dude's SON-IN-LAW OMG, is taking over the production of our little movie and no one likes him because he's dumb and has no idea what he's doing. Anyway, while TA dude was working with other people in the class, the rest of us took the liberty to kind of wander around and see if we could find instructor dude's Tony. No luck. We checked all the obvious places and he had newspaper clippings of him winning it framed around the place, but no Tony itself. You would think that he would have in the foyer with lights and arrows pointing towards it and the Tony acceptance music would play when you passed it. I would. *shrug*
No, seriously, his house is so ugly. It brings the LOLZ. The property itself is quite nice, if not a little outdated. I guess the big problem lies within what he chose to put inside it. Like, I said, the furniture and everything is obviously really expensive but there's just SO MUCH of it and none of it matches. And so outdated. And random. Homeboy has a life size marionette puppet hanging on the 2nd floor railing. WTF. And what's with the 80's "Garden State" wallpaper in the bathrooms? Oh and another thing that bothered me is the 27 different seating areas/living rooms. Is that necessary? Turn on into a gift-wrapping room like the Spellings or something.
OMG, the outside is redic. Homeboy can fit a football field on the front lawn, the side, and about 4 more in the backyard. When we there the first day, he had a (pretty cute) POOL BOY (I think he went to my highschool) outside cleaning the pool. Which is next to the "pool house" that has an outside shower and separate mens/womens bathrooms. And there's a pool slide. He could charge admission.
Oh my God, his house is so hilarious. Everything looks very expensive, but its gaudy and tacky as hell. I think my favorite part is his big ass, giant double front doors that are made completely out of wood and that have a huge "M" carved into it. Or maybe is the 5 x 10 foot creeptastic portrait painting of his grandchildren(?) OR MAYBE the the dinning room that has a mirror on the ceiling and a chandelier. I can't choose.
The instructor fool is actually out of town this month because he's like, producing some play in New York or something, so the guy who I thought was the TA but recently just found out is the dude's SON-IN-LAW OMG, is taking over the production of our little movie and no one likes him because he's dumb and has no idea what he's doing. Anyway, while TA dude was working with other people in the class, the rest of us took the liberty to kind of wander around and see if we could find instructor dude's Tony. No luck. We checked all the obvious places and he had newspaper clippings of him winning it framed around the place, but no Tony itself. You would think that he would have in the foyer with lights and arrows pointing towards it and the Tony acceptance music would play when you passed it. I would. *shrug*
No, seriously, his house is so ugly. It brings the LOLZ. The property itself is quite nice, if not a little outdated. I guess the big problem lies within what he chose to put inside it. Like, I said, the furniture and everything is obviously really expensive but there's just SO MUCH of it and none of it matches. And so outdated. And random. Homeboy has a life size marionette puppet hanging on the 2nd floor railing. WTF. And what's with the 80's "Garden State" wallpaper in the bathrooms? Oh and another thing that bothered me is the 27 different seating areas/living rooms. Is that necessary? Turn on into a gift-wrapping room like the Spellings or something.
OMG, the outside is redic. Homeboy can fit a football field on the front lawn, the side, and about 4 more in the backyard. When we there the first day, he had a (pretty cute) POOL BOY (I think he went to my highschool) outside cleaning the pool. Which is next to the "pool house" that has an outside shower and separate mens/womens bathrooms. And there's a pool slide. He could charge admission.