May 15, 2007 13:26
I was going to do a regular list post like I always do, but since Jerry Falwell, a man who never hesitated to spread hate whenever possible, has gone to burn eternally, I am celebrating a day of hate.
I hate:
That I haven't slept all the way through the night since I moved into my new apartment. I thought sleeping was my super power, but now it seems that living in a dark basement was my superpower.
Anyone that calls themselves a Christian but obviously hates their neighbor.
Cramps.
The really tired feeling i get after lunch sometimes.
The Dave Matthews Band.
Robin Williams and Garfield. Just not funny.
Mayonnaise, it may be my largest foe.
That I spend more time with my co-workers than my friends.
The beehive in the wall of my apartment.
Working with Some People.
Dick Cheney and his liver lips.
The feminists, gays, lesbians and liberal groups who brought on the terrorist attacks of September 11th!
That I don't really believe that anyone burns in hell, no matter how much they deserve it.
Corns (like on your feet)
/Vitriol
In good news, a Shop Vac is the most amazing filth fighter ever constructed. Hats Off!