RP (script) Log: Oishi, Oshitari
Date: Friday, November 17, 2006
Characters: Oshitari, Oishi
Rating: NC-17 [Because SOMEONE talks dirty *cough*Oshitari*cough*]
Summary: Oishi and Oshitari hang out at a bar and talk. Fertilization 101 by Oshitari Yuushi!
[ooc: I have to say, I enjoy the way Oishi and Oshitari interact. They're polar opposites. And the amount of blush that Oshitari can produce in Oishi could power a small country.]
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Oishi: *walks into Ichiban Baru at the appointed time, happy that Oshitari had time for him* *is totally wearing his new favorite cashmere sweater* *sits at bar and orders drink* ... Hey, Sugihara-san, can I have a Guinness?
Sugihara: *smiles at Oishi and hands his regular a drink*
Yuu: *walks in wearing another hot looking outfit of his, gray suit with black pinstripes and a crimson red shirt with the first two buttons undone, no glasses. If he's going out he's going to look absolutely drop dead gorgeously sexy. finds Oishi at the bar, smirks and leans against the bar* Good evening Oishi. You wished to talk to me about something?
Oishi: *turns and sighs, wishing that Oshitari wasn't just unendingly hot, blushes a little* Hey. Have a seat, Oshitari. Thanks for taking the time for me. ...Yeah, I'd heard through the grapevine that you've studied up on something that I'm ... interested in right now. *grins* ...Two subjects that I'm interested in, in fact.
Yuu: *raises an eyebrow* Oh?
Oishi: *tugs out chair and indicates for Oshitari to sit, letting his eyes run appreciatively all over Oshitari, because damn, the guy really is hot* ...Hm. Well, the more I think about it, the more hilarious it is. Both subjects are about sex! With women...and with men. *blushes, laughing at himself a little* ...what do you want? I'll spring for it.
Yuu: *chuckles as he sits* Nothing at the moment thank you. Haven't quite made up my mind on what I want yet. *noticed the look-over and smirks as Oishi mentions that both topics are about sex* What would you like to know?
Oishi: *blushes again as he remembers exactly how he saw Oshitari last* ... *totally deadpan* ...Tell me all about photocopying.
Yuu: *laughs and shakes his head* Well, that happened due to our rather excitable state, plus he and I both have no shame so you walking in only made it more fun. If you ever do it in there or in the supply closet or something, be sure to remember the condom so there's no chance for leaking.
Oishi: *head hits the bar because he's laughing so hard* ...I adore you two shameless kids. You make work much more interesting. ...I can't believe you just said leaking. *is bright red* Okay. ...My real questions. *takes a sip of his beer* ...First, how much do you know about sperm donation?
Yuu: *smiking broadly at Oishi's laughing and shrugs* It's true. *chuckles before raising an eyebrow again* Sperm donation? Well, all I really know about it is what I read in my father's medical books and what he's told me about the process. You just planning on going to a clinic or is there someone specific that's asked you to donate to them?
Oishi: *smiles shyly* ...I'm planning to be much more involved that just donating. It's my ex-wife that's asked me to do it -- be the father of a child. We'd planned to have children before we got divorced, and so it feels natural to us to work on it...together. But um... *blush* we simply don't...want to have sex to do it. *thinks about Ryoma*
Yuu: *nods* Ah. I see. So she wants children and wants to include you? *thinks that Oishi's ex's partner is either infertal or a woman but says nothing*
Oishi: *nod* *shy* ...actually, a little more than that. she wants me to be involved, be the dad. and I want that too. So ... do you know how the process works?
Yuu: *concludes that his ex has a female lover but says nothing only nodding* I see. Well, for you the process is simple, but first you both should go to a doctor about it. He'll tell you that they have to watch her menstrul cycle very closely until she ovulates and an ovum is released, basically when she produces eggs before her next period. Then he's going to tell you that you are not to ejaculate before the procedure. They'll tell you that so the sperm count is higher, thereby making her chances of getting pregnant better.
Oishi: *absorbs information for a moment, nodding* *blushes like crazy at the bit about not coming for a while before the process* ...Ahh. I see. That makes sense; so we'd time the procedure for when she's most fertile, and I have the most to, um...give. *blushes even more, pondering that Ryoma won't like the part about not having sex* ... That's very helpful, Oshitari. We'll start looking into clinics. *sighs a bit, thinking that actual sex would be easier, but that it wouldn't make anybody happy*
Yuu: *nods* You'll only have to wait like three or four days before the procedure on the not ejaculating thing. It's not too long amazingly enough -- although if you're use to sex everyday then it feels like it's forever from what've been told. But anyway, once she produces an egg and it's floating around in her uterus, they'll take your sperm and insert it into her uterus, fertalizing the egg and tada! child. *smiles* All you'll have to do is cum in a cup for them. They'll then take that cup, extract the semen, put it through a "washing" process, taking out anything that might cause problems for her, adding a chemical to the sperm that will separate the most active sperm in the sample. This will increase chances for fertilization.
Oishi: *blushes at the sex every day part* ... That's very informative, thanks! Actually. ...I haven't had sex yet. Everything...but that. In fact...*hides his head in his arms for a moment* The other thing I wanted to ask you is how to do it so that it...doesn't hurt...the other guy, that is. *clarifies, because Oishi ponders that he might come across as the bottom in the relationship to someone like Oshitari*
Yuu: *smirks amused* Ah. I see. Well, what you're going to have to do is talk to him while in the process. Preparation for intercourse with another man normally involves getting your partner used to the feeling of something being there. That's normally referred to as stretching. You want to be sure to spread a little lube or lotion over two of your fingers. *holds up his index and middle finger*
Oishi: *blushes even more* ...Okay. So, the man in question has plenty of experience feeling something up in there. And I...have close to zero experience in making it feel good. *tries to hide behind his beer* ...Two fingers. Lube. How much does it hurt? ...I really need to know that, I think...And yes, I...I've never felt what it might feel like. *Remembers the rather lurid dream he had about Oshitari, facepalms*
Yuu: *chuckles softly* Ok, well it's not going to make too much a difference if he's experienced the sensation numerous times, unless he walks around all day with a plug up there you're still going to have to be careful and caring in your methods. *motions to the bartender for a glass of vodka, having finally made up his mind*
Oishi: *faintly* ...Plug? *envisions a cork or something* ...huh. *tries to imagine the logistics of it, thinks that using the toilet must be weird* ... Uh. Right, stretching, a lot. Any special advice about how to make that feel good?
Yuu: *leans in and whispers* Have you never seen a butt plug before Oishi? *chuckles as he sips his drink* Well, first you want to rub your fingers gently against his entrance before slowly inserting one, moving it in and out a little bit before pushing that second finger into him. You then move them in and out a little, separating them like scissors and closing them again. You do that for a little bit before curling your fingers up a little bit, rubbing against his G-spot that's putting pressure on his prostate. Believe me you'll know when you find it. He'll arch his back, moan and writhe when you do. Normally the best time to do all this is when giving him oral pleasure at the same time. It'll drive him mad.
Oishi: *head hits the bar* *thanks god that his pants are loose enough to mostly hide the fact that his crotch is a tent* ...Oshitari, have you ever considered going into phone sex? You've got this voice... *clears head with a nice big sip of Guinness* ...I...have to say that you've made it all crystal clear. I can't see any of that hurting at all. *squirms around a little, because it actually sounds pretty good*
Yuu: *smirks and chuckles noticing the squirming and by Oishi's reaction, the hard on that the tech is supporting under the bar, feeling the need to make it worse* After that, he'll more than likely beg for you to enter him. So, what you then do is place a nice coat of lubricant on yourself, adding just a little more to him just along the outside for a slightly easy glide as you position yourself and begin to slowly, carefully push into him. Once your member is completely engulfed by him and he's giving you signs to continue moving, like bucking his hips a little against you or verbally begging you to continue, then you begin to move your hips. Slow and steady at first, both of you getting use to the other before picking up the pace a little until you have a fast and steady enough rhythm to cause you both a great amount of pleasure.
Oishi: *mouth opens, and then snaps shut again* *takes a deep breath and wonders if he can excuse himself for a moment to go masturbate in a bathroom stall while fantasizing about his new Oshitari/Sengoku coworker OTP* ...Ummm. Right. *blinks* ...Right. Begging. ...thrusting. Moving. Increasing pace...got it. *imagines it and shivers* ..... *casts around desperately for something else to say* ...So, you and Sunshine are an item, I take it.
Yuu: Sunshine? Oh, you mean Kiyosumi. Yes, we're together. We started out just casual sex partners but now he and I are dating.
Oishi: *raises his glass to Oshitari* ...I could tell at dinner that you two had amazing chemistry. I'm so happy, for both of you. *thinks, besides, it'll feed his fantasy life for weeks* Cheers to new relationships -- You and Sengoku, and Ryoma and me too.
Yuu: *smiles and chuckles* Cheers~ *takes a swig of his drink before leaning in with a smirk and whispering to Oishi* Need to excuse yourself for a little while to take care of that? *motions with his head to Oishi's pants*
Oishi: *tilts his head back and laughs, embarrassed and amused that Oshitari noticed* ...You do have a great voice. But no, if we start talking cups and ovulation again, I suspect I'll settle down. *grins* ... But anyway, thanks so much for the advice. I'll be sure to tell you how it goes. *totally winks*
Yuu: *laughs* Very well. I'll expect a full report then. *winks back, chuckling as he takes a sip of his drink again*
Characters: Oshitari, Oishi
Rating: NC-17 [Because SOMEONE talks dirty *cough*Oshitari*cough*]
Summary: Oishi and Oshitari hang out at a bar and talk. Fertilization 101 by Oshitari Yuushi!
[ooc: I have to say, I enjoy the way Oishi and Oshitari interact. They're polar opposites. And the amount of blush that Oshitari can produce in Oishi could power a small country.]
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Oishi: *walks into Ichiban Baru at the appointed time, happy that Oshitari had time for him* *is totally wearing his new favorite cashmere sweater* *sits at bar and orders drink* ... Hey, Sugihara-san, can I have a Guinness?
Sugihara: *smiles at Oishi and hands his regular a drink*
Yuu: *walks in wearing another hot looking outfit of his, gray suit with black pinstripes and a crimson red shirt with the first two buttons undone, no glasses. If he's going out he's going to look absolutely drop dead gorgeously sexy. finds Oishi at the bar, smirks and leans against the bar* Good evening Oishi. You wished to talk to me about something?
Oishi: *turns and sighs, wishing that Oshitari wasn't just unendingly hot, blushes a little* Hey. Have a seat, Oshitari. Thanks for taking the time for me. ...Yeah, I'd heard through the grapevine that you've studied up on something that I'm ... interested in right now. *grins* ...Two subjects that I'm interested in, in fact.
Yuu: *raises an eyebrow* Oh?
Oishi: *tugs out chair and indicates for Oshitari to sit, letting his eyes run appreciatively all over Oshitari, because damn, the guy really is hot* ...Hm. Well, the more I think about it, the more hilarious it is. Both subjects are about sex! With women...and with men. *blushes, laughing at himself a little* ...what do you want? I'll spring for it.
Yuu: *chuckles as he sits* Nothing at the moment thank you. Haven't quite made up my mind on what I want yet. *noticed the look-over and smirks as Oishi mentions that both topics are about sex* What would you like to know?
Oishi: *blushes again as he remembers exactly how he saw Oshitari last* ... *totally deadpan* ...Tell me all about photocopying.
Yuu: *laughs and shakes his head* Well, that happened due to our rather excitable state, plus he and I both have no shame so you walking in only made it more fun. If you ever do it in there or in the supply closet or something, be sure to remember the condom so there's no chance for leaking.
Oishi: *head hits the bar because he's laughing so hard* ...I adore you two shameless kids. You make work much more interesting. ...I can't believe you just said leaking. *is bright red* Okay. ...My real questions. *takes a sip of his beer* ...First, how much do you know about sperm donation?
Yuu: *smiking broadly at Oishi's laughing and shrugs* It's true. *chuckles before raising an eyebrow again* Sperm donation? Well, all I really know about it is what I read in my father's medical books and what he's told me about the process. You just planning on going to a clinic or is there someone specific that's asked you to donate to them?
Oishi: *smiles shyly* ...I'm planning to be much more involved that just donating. It's my ex-wife that's asked me to do it -- be the father of a child. We'd planned to have children before we got divorced, and so it feels natural to us to work on it...together. But um... *blush* we simply don't...want to have sex to do it. *thinks about Ryoma*
Yuu: *nods* Ah. I see. So she wants children and wants to include you? *thinks that Oishi's ex's partner is either infertal or a woman but says nothing*
Oishi: *nod* *shy* ...actually, a little more than that. she wants me to be involved, be the dad. and I want that too. So ... do you know how the process works?
Yuu: *concludes that his ex has a female lover but says nothing only nodding* I see. Well, for you the process is simple, but first you both should go to a doctor about it. He'll tell you that they have to watch her menstrul cycle very closely until she ovulates and an ovum is released, basically when she produces eggs before her next period. Then he's going to tell you that you are not to ejaculate before the procedure. They'll tell you that so the sperm count is higher, thereby making her chances of getting pregnant better.
Oishi: *absorbs information for a moment, nodding* *blushes like crazy at the bit about not coming for a while before the process* ...Ahh. I see. That makes sense; so we'd time the procedure for when she's most fertile, and I have the most to, um...give. *blushes even more, pondering that Ryoma won't like the part about not having sex* ... That's very helpful, Oshitari. We'll start looking into clinics. *sighs a bit, thinking that actual sex would be easier, but that it wouldn't make anybody happy*
Yuu: *nods* You'll only have to wait like three or four days before the procedure on the not ejaculating thing. It's not too long amazingly enough -- although if you're use to sex everyday then it feels like it's forever from what've been told. But anyway, once she produces an egg and it's floating around in her uterus, they'll take your sperm and insert it into her uterus, fertalizing the egg and tada! child. *smiles* All you'll have to do is cum in a cup for them. They'll then take that cup, extract the semen, put it through a "washing" process, taking out anything that might cause problems for her, adding a chemical to the sperm that will separate the most active sperm in the sample. This will increase chances for fertilization.
Oishi: *blushes at the sex every day part* ... That's very informative, thanks! Actually. ...I haven't had sex yet. Everything...but that. In fact...*hides his head in his arms for a moment* The other thing I wanted to ask you is how to do it so that it...doesn't hurt...the other guy, that is. *clarifies, because Oishi ponders that he might come across as the bottom in the relationship to someone like Oshitari*
Yuu: *smirks amused* Ah. I see. Well, what you're going to have to do is talk to him while in the process. Preparation for intercourse with another man normally involves getting your partner used to the feeling of something being there. That's normally referred to as stretching. You want to be sure to spread a little lube or lotion over two of your fingers. *holds up his index and middle finger*
Oishi: *blushes even more* ...Okay. So, the man in question has plenty of experience feeling something up in there. And I...have close to zero experience in making it feel good. *tries to hide behind his beer* ...Two fingers. Lube. How much does it hurt? ...I really need to know that, I think...And yes, I...I've never felt what it might feel like. *Remembers the rather lurid dream he had about Oshitari, facepalms*
Yuu: *chuckles softly* Ok, well it's not going to make too much a difference if he's experienced the sensation numerous times, unless he walks around all day with a plug up there you're still going to have to be careful and caring in your methods. *motions to the bartender for a glass of vodka, having finally made up his mind*
Oishi: *faintly* ...Plug? *envisions a cork or something* ...huh. *tries to imagine the logistics of it, thinks that using the toilet must be weird* ... Uh. Right, stretching, a lot. Any special advice about how to make that feel good?
Yuu: *leans in and whispers* Have you never seen a butt plug before Oishi? *chuckles as he sips his drink* Well, first you want to rub your fingers gently against his entrance before slowly inserting one, moving it in and out a little bit before pushing that second finger into him. You then move them in and out a little, separating them like scissors and closing them again. You do that for a little bit before curling your fingers up a little bit, rubbing against his G-spot that's putting pressure on his prostate. Believe me you'll know when you find it. He'll arch his back, moan and writhe when you do. Normally the best time to do all this is when giving him oral pleasure at the same time. It'll drive him mad.
Oishi: *head hits the bar* *thanks god that his pants are loose enough to mostly hide the fact that his crotch is a tent* ...Oshitari, have you ever considered going into phone sex? You've got this voice... *clears head with a nice big sip of Guinness* ...I...have to say that you've made it all crystal clear. I can't see any of that hurting at all. *squirms around a little, because it actually sounds pretty good*
Yuu: *smirks and chuckles noticing the squirming and by Oishi's reaction, the hard on that the tech is supporting under the bar, feeling the need to make it worse* After that, he'll more than likely beg for you to enter him. So, what you then do is place a nice coat of lubricant on yourself, adding just a little more to him just along the outside for a slightly easy glide as you position yourself and begin to slowly, carefully push into him. Once your member is completely engulfed by him and he's giving you signs to continue moving, like bucking his hips a little against you or verbally begging you to continue, then you begin to move your hips. Slow and steady at first, both of you getting use to the other before picking up the pace a little until you have a fast and steady enough rhythm to cause you both a great amount of pleasure.
Oishi: *mouth opens, and then snaps shut again* *takes a deep breath and wonders if he can excuse himself for a moment to go masturbate in a bathroom stall while fantasizing about his new Oshitari/Sengoku coworker OTP* ...Ummm. Right. *blinks* ...Right. Begging. ...thrusting. Moving. Increasing pace...got it. *imagines it and shivers* ..... *casts around desperately for something else to say* ...So, you and Sunshine are an item, I take it.
Yuu: Sunshine? Oh, you mean Kiyosumi. Yes, we're together. We started out just casual sex partners but now he and I are dating.
Oishi: *raises his glass to Oshitari* ...I could tell at dinner that you two had amazing chemistry. I'm so happy, for both of you. *thinks, besides, it'll feed his fantasy life for weeks* Cheers to new relationships -- You and Sengoku, and Ryoma and me too.
Yuu: *smiles and chuckles* Cheers~ *takes a swig of his drink before leaning in with a smirk and whispering to Oishi* Need to excuse yourself for a little while to take care of that? *motions with his head to Oishi's pants*
Oishi: *tilts his head back and laughs, embarrassed and amused that Oshitari noticed* ...You do have a great voice. But no, if we start talking cups and ovulation again, I suspect I'll settle down. *grins* ... But anyway, thanks so much for the advice. I'll be sure to tell you how it goes. *totally winks*
Yuu: *laughs* Very well. I'll expect a full report then. *winks back, chuckling as he takes a sip of his drink again*