The state of current civilization:
- "Breaking up means deauthorizing two computers for iTunes."
- "When I read her breakup email, the first thought that went through my mind was that I would have to watch this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica all by myself."
- "Lesson Learned: "Open Relationship" = "I'm already seeing someone else."
- "I needed to come out of the closet, so I twittered it."
- "I didn't plan on losing my virginity after lunch at McDonald's but these things just sort of happen."
- "It took the internet to find out about my uncle's successful career in porn."
- "Just when I thought I'd never get to type, "Dude, I KNOW that girl," I found pictures of her in a seedy corner of the internet."
- "When I read her breakup email, the first thought that went through my mind was that I would have to watch this week's episode of Battlestar Galactica all by myself."
- "Lesson Learned: "Open Relationship" = "I'm already seeing someone else."
- "I needed to come out of the closet, so I twittered it."
- "I didn't plan on losing my virginity after lunch at McDonald's but these things just sort of happen."
- "It took the internet to find out about my uncle's successful career in porn."
- "Just when I thought I'd never get to type, "Dude, I KNOW that girl," I found pictures of her in a seedy corner of the internet."