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Jul 17, 2011 15:53

WHO: yousonofabat and YOU
WHAT: Holy short orders, Batman!
WHERE: The diner in TorC
WHEN: anytime this week
WARNINGS: overwhelming optimism
SUMMARY: Steph serves up fresh quips and artery-clogging diner fare. Come and be her friend and give her tips.

( your boldness stands alone among the wreck )

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ifhebeworthy July 18 2011, 03:42:19 UTC

[ Don and Oklahoma are two reasons to blame Thor's reason for being here-- that and diner food wasn't terrible at all. Kind of like Kraft mac and cheese when you were a kid, it's one of those pleasures that comforts you with familiar things than anything having to do with the quality of the food itself. When Thor walks in, he definitely stands out in a crowd, all 6'4" 640 pounds of armor-clad Viking. He takes a seat as though everything is completely ordinary, and drops Mjolnir onto the table with a considerable thud. ]

yousonofabat July 18 2011, 06:11:34 UTC

[ she's seen some big guys come into the diner, but this guy redefines big guy. He's just...massive. A life full of weird saves Steph from staring or freezing up, but she still appreciates the sheer size and grandeur of him. She chews on the end of her pen before she walks up to his table. ]

Normally, I'd ask you to leave your weapons at the coat rack, but I'll make an exception for you and your awesome hammer of smackdown.

ifhebeworthy July 18 2011, 06:17:49 UTC

[ He looks up. He's not exactly worried about anybody taking it, considering he can summon it with a whim, and only he can lift it. ]

If it should make the others more comfortable, I can do this for you.

yousonofabat July 18 2011, 06:21:18 UTC

Eh, screw what the others think. I wouldn't dare part a man from his mighty tool.

[ did she mean that in an innuendo? PROBABLY NOT. She's smiling widely. ]

What can I do for you, Thor?

ifhebeworthy July 18 2011, 06:31:15 UTC

[ He stares at the menu for a moment, perpetually culturally disheveled, before looking up. He very honestly answers, but... it can't NOT be funny coming from Thor. ]

Chicken and waffles, milady.

[ A pause. ]

Please.

yousonofabat July 18 2011, 06:36:13 UTC

[ she smiles so hard her cheeks hurt. Thor likes waffles.

Motherfucking Thor likes waffles.

It's like finding out Jesus digs that band you're into. ]

Chicken and waffles it is, Son of Odin.

ifhebeworthy July 18 2011, 06:50:25 UTC

[ He offers her the most modest of smiles. While she does what she does, she may find him talking to himself-- or at least to the other side of the table. ]

...I will not speak of these things until I myself am certain. Asgard may yet be safeguarded, and our worries unfounded.

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