WHO:
ifhebeworthy and
youmakemesmallWHAT: pilot for a sitcom
WHERE: fratvengers house
WHEN: after jan's post
WARNINGS: idek?
SUMMARY: don and jan do normal people things. fuck this superhero noise. fuck talking houses.
[ Don really needed to get his own place. He liked everybody, sure, but being a physician was stressful enough without people griping about autonomous houses and dogs with code names running around and whatever else came with the tight-wearing agenda. He liked Jan, though. She stuck with him for seven years, through thick and thin, and never once complained.
Okay, she complained a lot.
But regardless! They had been burning the candle at both ends for some time, both of them at the end of the wick, and she still managed to stick it out with him. That meant a lot to him. His stress and tribulations were not suffered alone. So, did she deserve to get ridiculed by a talking house? No. So, he took her up on her offer for some pizza, and the chance to sit down with someone he really liked, and maybe have a beer, and not take any shit from any fucking house.
Except when Don reaches the front door, before entering, he definitely yanks off his token white hat and tosses it in the bushes outside. He wasn't sure who he was avoiding taking shit from with that-- Jan or the house. ]