GRAVOL GONE BAD or: rectum ? damn near kill'd um

[posthuman_chimp]

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
now: a tale of buyers remorse
gravol obv gets ya good n dopey, so buying a big pack of those long acting ones seems like a good investment
except when you are rushed for time and find, when you return home, you've procured a large pack of gravol SUPPOSITORIES instead of pills

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
what-the-fucking-fuck.
and to add insult to injury, what seems like a big box is only 10 fucking suppositories, and considering how expensive gravol is thats like a doller per pain-in-the-ass.

fuckin hell

sik says:
LOL

sik says:
that's hilarious...AND SUCKS

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
im gonna call their hotline, see if theres any side effects to worry about if its ingested orally 'by accident' instead

sik says:
good call

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
my bad, didn't read the fine print that said 'DRIVE UP INTO YOUR RECTUM'

sik says:
"i thought that guys mouth looked funny in the instructions..."

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
-_-

sik says:
hee hee

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
jesus christ...the hold music on the fuckin hotline is "whaaaat have i gotten myselfff INNNtoooooo "

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
*smack*

Voice of the Dread Abomination says:
guh...maroon 5?? this hotline must be DESIGNED for people who put stuff up their ass