IMPORTANT: Please take a moment to sign the anti-Alito-for-supreme-court petition. It'll take mere seconds and MoveOn.org actually gets shit accomplished with their campaigns:
ALITO HAS THE NUTRITIONAL VALUE OF LESS THAN SHIT.
However, I can sleep now knowing that the world is a better place after watching greg[arious] simulate cunnilingus on a pinata version of Raphael the Ninja Turtle on the dance floor. The night had all the ingredients for disaster but the recipe yielded sweet sweet lasciviousness and ecstatic fun times. If only it'll last.