Nov 09, 2004 21:00
As I was floating through the Ether today I noticed a rip I hadn't seen before. I started to tear at it, and as I tore, it seemed time tore before me. Noticing the rip in time, I tried to spit on the rip in the Ether to seal, but then time seemed to slow and I was underwater. It was cool down there, and I swam. The farther I swam down the deeper I coughed. Finally I hacked up a fish. His name was Mike and he was a prickly fish. He had a real deep voice, and held a camera in his hand. He started to tape me, and it seemed just like old times. Mike at the viewfinder, and me making an ass of myself, deja vu.
Then I realized I had been suffocating for the pass 30 minutes, so I decided to pull my head out of my pet dog's kiddie pool that I had passed out in and dry off.
Morale: Always bring a towel.