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[posternutbag88]

I knew a kid with an extra joint once but it was in his foot, so it was really fucking pointless, cause he need special shoes to use it, but those cost lots of money, and his mom is a hooker, who has diseases and beats him a lot, she tells him he is worthless and he has to cry himself to sleep everynight, and his whimpering wakes up his brother who then proceeds to kick the crap out of him anymore, so he has bruises all over and has to wear a mask over his face to hide them, and one day he went into a store and the manager thought he was a robber cause he had a mask, so he called the cops, and the kid got thrown in jail, where he was raped by large hispanic men, name Hormel and Gordita, he decided to bulk up so he bought steriods and a needle from some pale-looking dude in the sick-bay, so he bulked up pretty fast and wasn't raped anymore, but then he got sick, and the doctors told him that he might have some sort of ADDS thing, but he didn't care, he just kept kicking the crap out of Hormel and Gordita, until one day he was to weak to, and they gave him the raping of a lifetime, and he went into coma, and that was that.

Oh yeah, have I told you guys about my oddly-jointed foot?

Morale: Don't eat Hormel Gorditas, they give you ADDS or some shit.