My stalker story
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from poster_boy_18.
onandonandon is stalking poster_boy_18
onandonandon’s REAL name :
Roslyn Merryman
onandonandon’s REAL DOB :
13th October 1973
Height :176 cm
Weight : 55.8 kg
onandonandon has dreamt about you :
18 times
onandonandon became interested in you :
04th March 2004
onandonandon’s latest dream about you
You are stranded with onandonandon on a deserted island and your stalker is trying to coax you towards sex by hoarding all of the food and refusing to give you any until you give in to their wishes.
This is how onandonandon describes your relationship behind your back
‘I don’t want to be just good friends. I want to be with him forever. To death to us part and all that.’
onandonandon’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
onandonandon enjoys collecting poster_boy_18’s dead pets for a living.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
onandonandon has tattooed their mental image of your genetalia onto their upper forearm.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I wanna be your dog baby. Woof fucking woof, I’m coming to get you in my sheepskin jacket.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
28 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It’s just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they’ve been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they’ve just found one of my bank statements as they’ve just ran off again."
onandonandon’s Police File
When it comes to heartless thugs there aren’t many criminals who would top the list ahead of onandonandon.
Testimonies about onandonandon
conditioned - Rotten heathen
‘onandonandon and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’
words_run_dry - Pig-hustler
‘You think you know a person and then something like this comes out of the blue. Fuck that, I’m becoming a recluse.’
achilles_rage - Dull O Dull
‘Fucking hell, in all honesty I’ve never met a bigger wanker than onandonandon. Terrible person.’