If YOU are SQUEAMISH STAY HOME! COLD, GREEN SKIN against SOFT, WARM FLESH! ... a croak ... a scream!
Alex and I hit every Super Walmart in a ninety mile radius between 2 and 4am last night. Who knew that they all could be just as fun as the last when added with a bottle of my mothers table wine? Not me.
We bought a movie called "Frogs: Today The Pond... Tomorrow The World!". The back of it says "A shocker reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds". Let me tell you, it WAS reminiscent of The Birds!
Wait! I have to tell you what the back says:
This amphibious horror flick teeming with thousands of nasty-tempered creatures that are hopping mad- and murderous. Jumping with action, suspense, revenge and Southern Gothic charm, Frogs' stars Ray Milland, Sam Elliot and Joan Van Ark are constantly a lily pad away from croaking!
Jason Crockett (Milland) is an aging, physically disabled millionaire who invites his family to his island estate for his birthday party. The old man is more than crotchety... he's crazy! Hating nature, Crockett poisons anything that crawls on his property. But on the night of his shindig, it's nature's payback time, as thousands of frogs whip up every bug and slimy thing into a toxic frenzy until the entire environment goes environ-mental.
BRILLIANT! Especially the puns!
Apparently Andy Warhol was pretty stoked on this movie.
So, in the last several days I have found Motley Crue on Myspace, told my boss I was going to quit The Rite Spot, and fell in love with the Mexican dish pit boy, Felix aka Lix. Things sure are looking up.
I now no longer have to go through my CD case to listen to Girls, Girls, Girls, nor do I have to work six days a week and make one hundred dollars AND AND Lix wants to learn English AANNNDDD he's getting rid of his jerry curl for me. How sweet is that?
No, really though, I have decided to focus primarily on three things: Money, housing, and friends. Education next semester! I'm okay with that.
When I have money I am going to get a studio apt. somewhere that will allow me to keep a big, mean, dog. His name with be Task Force, in leiu of Alex's lizard, and he will kill anyone that is not me, and help me with my math homework. True story.
We bought a movie called "Frogs: Today The Pond... Tomorrow The World!". The back of it says "A shocker reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds". Let me tell you, it WAS reminiscent of The Birds!
Wait! I have to tell you what the back says:
This amphibious horror flick teeming with thousands of nasty-tempered creatures that are hopping mad- and murderous. Jumping with action, suspense, revenge and Southern Gothic charm, Frogs' stars Ray Milland, Sam Elliot and Joan Van Ark are constantly a lily pad away from croaking!
Jason Crockett (Milland) is an aging, physically disabled millionaire who invites his family to his island estate for his birthday party. The old man is more than crotchety... he's crazy! Hating nature, Crockett poisons anything that crawls on his property. But on the night of his shindig, it's nature's payback time, as thousands of frogs whip up every bug and slimy thing into a toxic frenzy until the entire environment goes environ-mental.
BRILLIANT! Especially the puns!
Apparently Andy Warhol was pretty stoked on this movie.
So, in the last several days I have found Motley Crue on Myspace, told my boss I was going to quit The Rite Spot, and fell in love with the Mexican dish pit boy, Felix aka Lix. Things sure are looking up.
I now no longer have to go through my CD case to listen to Girls, Girls, Girls, nor do I have to work six days a week and make one hundred dollars AND AND Lix wants to learn English AANNNDDD he's getting rid of his jerry curl for me. How sweet is that?
No, really though, I have decided to focus primarily on three things: Money, housing, and friends. Education next semester! I'm okay with that.
When I have money I am going to get a studio apt. somewhere that will allow me to keep a big, mean, dog. His name with be Task Force, in leiu of Alex's lizard, and he will kill anyone that is not me, and help me with my math homework. True story.