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OWL: To Attie from Chuck

Jul 16, 2008 19:34

Characters: Charlie Weasley, Athena McGonagall
Location: Respective Locations
Date: 16 July 1999
Status: Private
Summary: Charlie writes to find out if Attie is free tomorrow.
Completion: Complete

( You. Me. Pint. Uh... Pints. )

1999 07, owl post, charlie weasley, athena mcgonagall, complete

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pb_athena July 17 2008, 04:51:45 UTC

Dear Mister Weasley,

That sounds quite lovely.

I will see you then.

Also, I have to ask, since I've been meaning to owl you anyway; would you like to accompany me to the Bell's Benefit for the Minister? A bird can't show up alone after all.

Love,

Attie

pb_charlie July 17 2008, 05:02:05 UTC

A,

Is this one of those fancy party deals where I have to shave, wear dress robes and use my grown-up voice? If so, how much is it going to set me back? I'm saving up for that cottage with a white picket fence for when I'm too old to play with dragons, you know. The Bells are pretty hoity-toity -- well, not Katie, but her folks are -- and I'd like to not lose my shirt.

C
PS: Will there be dancing? I love dancing. There aren't nearly as many good opportunities to grope a fit bird like yourself in public where there isn't dancing.

pb_athena July 17 2008, 05:29:05 UTC

Chuck,

I'm having a hard time imaging you with a white picket fence. Though, I admit, the image of you without a shirt on fixing that white picket fence is a pleasant one.

Don't worry, it's all taken care of, all I need is for you to show up, looking presentable, so I won't have a dull time while people kiss mum's ass for money.

And yes, I believe there will be dancing, so I will prepare for the groping.

-Attie

pb_charlie July 17 2008, 05:51:19 UTC

Attie my love,

The fence is to keep in the kneazles and other beasties. I need someplace to anchor the wards, don't I? By the way, I have at least two more tattoos since the last time you saw me without my shirt, so you'll need to adjust your mental image accordingly. (Note the subtle use of psychology to make you want to get me half-naked. Too bad it never works. Sigh.)

I can look presentable. And I know better than to kiss your mum's arse, even if it is a fine one for bird her age. You can give me the particulars tomorrow.

Charlie

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