Complaints about Princess Kelly
I am not writing to agree or disagree with Princess Kelly A Todd. What I have to say, however, regards Kelly's conscious decision to deprive people of dignity and autonomy. Before I say anything else, let me remind her that she goes ga-ga for any type of radicalism you can think of. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that honest people will admit that the fact that the most homophobic blusterers you'll ever see find Kelly's philosophies entertaining -- indeed, titillating -- is deeply horrifying to the past and potential victims of such opinions. Concerned people are not afraid to detail the specific steps and objectives needed to thwart Kelly's nutty-to-the-core schemes. And sensible people know that Kelly's apostles actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these types of stubborn freeloaders are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will improve the world in a matter of days. In reality, of course, the last time I told Kelly's allies that I want to ratchet up our level of understanding, they declared in response, "But those who disagree with Kelly should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. I am hurt, furious, and embarrassed. Why am I hurt? Because Kelly thinks it's good that her arguments treat anyone who doesn't agree with her to a torrent of vitriol and vilification. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: I, for one, don't want to build castles in the air. I don't want to plan things that I can't yet implement. But I do want to enable all people to achieve their potential as human beings, because doing so clearly demonstrates how she should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. Why am I furious? Because her argument that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and the worst classes of insufferable, sick libertines I've ever seen is hopelessly flawed and utterly circuitous. And why am I embarrassed? Because those of us who are too lazy or disinterested to rub Kelly's nose in her own hypocrisy have no right to complain when she and her bootlickers force us to do things or take stands against our will.
On a personal note, by allowing Kelly to harvest what others have sown, we are allowing her to play puppet master. I apologize if what I'm saying sounds painfully obvious, painfully self-evident. However, it is so extremely important that I must undoubtedly say it. Because of her obsession with onanism, Kelly says she's going to cripple her enemies politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically when you least expect it. Is she out of her pretentious mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that her imprecations are based on two fundamental errors. They assume that anyone who disagrees with her is ultimately arrogant. And they promote the mistaken idea that conceited anarchists make the best scout leaders and schoolteachers. Kelly does not want to judge people based solely on hearsay because she is postmodernist, dastardly, truculent, and churlish (though, granted, Kelly is all of the aforementioned), but rather because if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to speak out against goofy nutters. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that I wouldn't judge Kelly's henchmen too harshly. They're just cannon fodder for Kelly's plot to pour a few drops of wormwood into our general enthusiasm. You might say, "I refuse to dance to her uncompromising tune." Fine, I agree. But in these days of political correctness and the changing of how history is taught in schools to fulfill a particular agenda, there is nothing more tragic than to find a decent, honest person who's been misled by her foul-mouthed scare tactics. No joke.
If we don't remove the Kelly A Todd threat now, it will bite us in our backside sometime soon. But I digress. She keeps telling us that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements. Are we also supposed to believe that everything she says is totally and thoroughly true? I didn't think so. On a closing note, I hope that this letter, while incomplete, informal, and having no authority except its own inner strength and conviction, has clearly demonstrated to you that everything Princess Kelly A Todd writes is littered with spelling errors, grammatical mistakes, missing punctuation, irregular capitalization, false statements, and incoherent thoughts and sentences.
Comfused? This website should help.
Did you enjoy? You enjoyed. I know it. Thanks to rantingitalian for the early morning entertainment.
I'm sitting here, reading my favorite OB fan fic in my truly OB-style outfit (Wild and crazy pants- the red, white, and blue flower hawaiian but not really pattern. And the rowing shirt. Normally it's his shirts that are outrageous but I like to take his style and use it on my pants. And no, it's not supposed to sound dirty, perv.) enjoying a guilty pleasure before I must start my wild and crazy day.
Note: Why do people post cliff hangers and then not post for WEEKS? It's like LOST but in reading. *sigh*
I've decide to interrupt my sleep sched. b/c one week and one day from today it will already be permanently interrupted. So why not start early?
Love to all!!
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